Is any one elese confused by starbucks

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This is great, thanks! I ordinarily don't go to Starbucks either, but when I am in the mood for an 'ice cream sundae' I'll go to a Starbucks and order a Soy Latte. It reminds me of a sundae only hot :)
 
How to speak Starbucks

The syntax I've used and learned from hearing the baristas speak is thus:

Size, iced option, decaf or half-caff option, # of pumps, # of shots, name of drink, whipped cream/drizzle option.

So you want a large pumpkin spice latte with an extra pump and 4 shots?

"I want a venti, quad, extra pump, pumpkin spice latte."

Large iced mocha with whipped cream and chocolate on top?

"Venti iced mocha with whip and chocolate drizzle"

Let's do one like Helen:

"Venti iced extra pump sugar free caramel with whip, caramel drizzle, and caramel sauce on the bottom."
 
No Starbucks don't confuse me as I don't go in there. I think the coffee is lousy, the prices are a rip off and the service SUCKS in a big way. At least that is true of the UK in my experience.
 
Confused? Heck, I'm still trying to adjust to the new definition of "coffee shop" in America. We used to have so many good ones.
 
I rarely go to Starbucks and when I do it's just a dark roast coffee and nothing else fancy schmancy. I like robust coffee and to be honest McDonalds coffee is just as good if not better and a whole lot cheaper. And for the same price as you'd spend at Starbucks for a coffee you can get a blueberry muffin and small coffee at McD's.
 
No Confusion Here!

I always order "plain coffee, black," when I'm at Starbucks, which only happens when I'm with someone who insists on going there. I take three sips, each less satisfying than the last, because of the over-roasted taste. I then throw the rest of the cupful away, and don't go back to Starbuck's for two or three years.

Not confusing at all.
 
I got dragged into a Starbucks

a few weeks ago by one of these rich, snobby people who demanded our whole group take a pass on the really good coffee bars in Denver and stick to what has got to be the ickiest symbol of decadence in the last years.

McDonald's coffee is better, anyway.

Honestly, I have never once succeeded in getting the 'barrista' at one of these fou-fou stores, (in Italy this actually someone with education and experience, not a pretty boy the manager is humping), to comprehend that I don't want sugar, cream or fake flavored anything in it nor do I desire a gallon of espresso...assuming you can call that battery acid espresso.

Ick.

Seriously, try McDonald's. You'll be pleasantly surprised. And they don't try to sneak something into it you didn't ask for, either.
 
I do not care for Starfu---

At all! I only go when someone else not only insists, but is willing to buy!

Starf....put a wonderful LOCALLY owned coffee place out of the building, and put another LOCALLY owned competitor out of business.

However, the idiot undergraduates who populate my dear academic village flock to the place.

I agree with Keven about McDonald's coffee. I am looking at two empty McCafe iced coffee cups as I type this. Wishing they were not empty!

I do not care for Starfu--- and don't tell me about the "baristas" benefit packages or or or or.

Yes, as I said in the other thread that I am a "coffee slut," but even a "working guy" has his ethics!

Starf--- is generally never the only coffee game in town.

Lawrence/Maytagbear
 
coffee in Denver

We used to go to a place in WashPark called the Devils Food Bakery when my partner's parents lived on High street. Had the best pastries and espresso. Went back the last time we were in town and it had expanded and wasn't as good. They even changed the coffee - they used to brew Daz Bog coffee - which I think is roasted locally by some Russian dudes. We used to bring a bunch of Daz Bog home with us when we were out there.

Now I just use a good espresso from Italy - Cafe Bristot which is excellent for both espresso and french press.
 
not to mention that if I asked here for a dry cappuccino, in the best case I would been given an empty (...then dry) cup *LOL*
 
mrcleanjeans,

I totally agree..Starbucks is very BITTER! McDonald's is awesome coffee. The phrase "lift and thrust..load and drag" sounds so familiar. I think I remember from The Flying Nun...fun show...
 
I got dragged to Starbucks a couple of times by friends and wasn't impressed. Even though the atmosphere is calm and relaxing, I don't understand paying big $$ for their inferior coffee. I guess I have same opinion of Starbucks as "Foamy."

Language is a bit colorful for the ones with sensitive ears.

http://www.illwillpress.com/smlYT.html
 
*LOL* Flying Nun

Yes, the physics behind the "Flying Nun" was supposedly her light body weight coupled with the dynamics of the order's coif literally allowed her to "fly".

As for Starbuck's coffee, rarely if ever touch the stuff. Bitter,hard on the stomach and often is not much better than dreck. Only way will have it is if driving or about to and need something to keep one awake. Even then would vastly prefer something else.

SB like many other chain brands have literally destroyed small stores. A small coffee shop owner just does not have the deep pockets for rent and such that a SB can pour into a place, especially in high rent/choice locations.

Being as the above may, some little coffee shops have started to open up in our area, feedind on the anti-SB crowd.

Problem for all coffee shops are what one likes to call the "Paris" mentality. Persons order one darn cup of coffee and think it entitles them to to a table or booth for several hours. One cannot get away from those sort of people. School and office work, newspapers, computers, the lot all spread out for endless hours.
 
The Flying Nun WAS habit forming!

Yes, Sister Bertrille weighed only 90 lbs.,and could fly when the wind was right since her cornette-the starchy winglike hat worn by the members of her order would catch the breeze. What a delightfully fluffy show.
 
People everywhere!!!!!

Not just starbucks,Ive been in donut shops where people hold sales meetings,and the like.It takes away from business.The SB next to Costco I go in has a guy that works at one table I know he has worked there for 2years. I actually asked him if he worked there.I do like to get a latte on the way home from shopping nextdoor,you should see the two brewers that work there,they certainly make me perk.
 
I've always found it amusing that the purveyor of the most-overrated espresso on the planet holds the 'correct' ordering process so dear. Perhaps it's the only way they can still keep their collective heads above water while they (laughingly) "pull shots of espresso".

Although it may be true in many locations that only *$s can afford the high rents, but - the very existence of *$s has allowed many, many small coffee/espresso locations to exist - and thrive. It's not merely people posting here who realize the gross-tasting results when beans are over-roasted. They've been using the tired canard that "dark-roasted beans" bring out bold, big flavors and use that to pooh-pooh the flavors of lighter roasts as weak and for wimps. There's certainly an argument for the dark roast - but you better watch what you're doing, or the results will = *$s. If you're looking for true flavors in the cup, that requires careful roasting and bean selection so the flavor isn't literally roasted-out of the bean. (What started out as flavor ended up as the oily film on the outside of *$s beans).

As a resident of Seattle, I live in what may be the headquarters for the independently-owned coffee/espresso shop - seemingly unaffected by *$s presence, doing just fine, thank you very much. And many (although, not too many) of those stores really KNOW how to roast beans and pull shots of espresso. And if you taste the coffee from those establishments, your taste buds will be treated to several distinct flavors as the layers of liquid are sipped: toast; caramel and chocolate, to list one flavor profile. Those wonderful flavors can never be achieved with over-roasted beans and sloppy extraction. But as has been made very clear for some time, the over-roasted, bitter beans from *$s are designed to punch through the giant-sized milk drinks that seem to be their raison d'etre.

Good luck to Howard (Schultz) as he attempts to right a sinking ship. And if the economy cooperates, he & *$s 'may' succeed.
 
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