See miss Molly lift the flap
To take a peek at the lint-trap
Aboard her treasured Lady K
That hubby brought home yesterday
Imagine her look of distress--
The thing's a total bloody mess!
All fuzz and threads and little flecks
'Cause of that funky Roto-Flex.
"An agitator with no bottom?
I can't believe that nitwit bought 'em!"
After days of fuzz and tears
She sent his booty back to Sears
And made him sleep out in the spare
Until she got her Fri-gid-aire!
To take a peek at the lint-trap
Aboard her treasured Lady K
That hubby brought home yesterday
Imagine her look of distress--
The thing's a total bloody mess!
All fuzz and threads and little flecks
'Cause of that funky Roto-Flex.
"An agitator with no bottom?
I can't believe that nitwit bought 'em!"
After days of fuzz and tears
She sent his booty back to Sears
And made him sleep out in the spare
Until she got her Fri-gid-aire!
