Okay, here's a Really Dumb Question. Or two or three
The large FLs at the laundromats don't seem to take more than a couple of revolutions to distribute the load before they wind up for a spin.
Is that because they're bolted down and built like tanks? Seems to me that a load of 3-5 cubic feet of wet clothes would still cause them to vibrate like crazy.
Is the extended load-balancing time on modern residential FLs a function of having to build these machines with lighter components and/or get down to a reasonable price, or something to do with the electronics, or installation on wood floors, or...?...
And then on the other hand, seems to me you could put a load in when you get home, press the button, and even if it takes four hours to do its thing, you still have time to put the load through the dryer and at least fold it all in a neat pile before you go to bed.
And then on the third hand, I'm starting to see the benefit of those "countdown timers" that let you set the washer to turn itself on while you're asleep or away at work. I used to think they were a frill. But if you have a large household with both adults working during the day, and you have to do lots of loads each week, I can see how that would be useful. (And, use high-strength water supply hoses, and also have a big laundry sink to serve as a surge-hopper for the discharge, all of this to be sure you never come home to a flood.)
(Personally I'm the kind of person who really has trouble scheduling anything: too much of my life is event-driven rather than clock-driven. So the idea of trying to schedule a 4-hour wash cycle also struck me as difficult at best.)