Michigan Man Arrested For Car Wash Vacuum Sex

[mattl]

Posted this over at Vacuumland too.

Just the facts:

THOMAS TOWNSHIP, Mich. — Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

The Saginaw News reports the 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was arrested Thursday in Saginaw County's Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger says a resident called to report suspicious activity at the car wash about 6:45 a.m. An officer approached on foot and caught the man in the act.

The suspect, whose name wasn't immediately released, is being held in the Saginaw County Jail.

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Information from: The Saginaw News, http://www.mlive.com

 

[whitekingd]

I hope he used the Carpet Shampooer on himself first!

 

[panthera]

Apart from this being dangerous to himself,

who cares? The US has the highest rate of incarceration and leads or is in the 'top' group on all the major violent crimes. Shouldn't American courts and police spend rather a bit more time worrying about the real problems than victimless crime?
Sheesh, it must be nice not to have any real problems...

 

[toggleswitch2]

oh no, that won't do....I need the wet/dry model.

His only crime is that he didn't buy his own shop-vac and use it at home.

 

[laundromat]

Yea, that sucks!

 

[roto204]

Prostitution

After all, he had to have been feeding the thing quarters for minutes on end.

 

[jaxsunst]

Maybe Not....

The car wash near my house has free vacuums.

 

[gansky1]

Talk about 'dirty trade' - who knows where that hose has been? Either of them for that matter...

 

[toggleswitch2]

Rough trade

Remember girls, today's trade is tromorrow's competition.

Wait, if someone was dropping quarters at that peep show, shouldn't it have been the observer (cop?), not the performer?

 

[toggleswitch2]

HMMM maybe there is some truth to the talk that paying for it and doing it in public makes it more interesting.

 

[panthera]

Or is it

'Doing it in public means you pay for it?'
When you think about it, the whole thing sounds icky. I think I'll wear gloves the next time I vacuum out my car at the car wash. Can you imagine Mr. Goodwrench explaining to you that your car has a STD?

 

[toggleswitch2]

...or the DNA contribution flying out of the back end of the vacuum cleaner and hitting the next customer in the face.

 

[jaxsunst]

what a mental picture

ROFLMAO

 

[redcarpetdrew]

Well, the sign on the side of the car wash did say 'Self Service'...

RCD

 

[sudsmaster]

I guess Dyson isn't the only brand of vacuum cleaner with balls...

 

[iheartmaytag]

Well you know

How sexy those commercial vacuums can look. I say the vacuum was just asking for it.

I know, bad defense to blame the victim, but it was accepting quarters for the services performed.

 

[sudsmaster]

"You think your girlfriend is ugly? You should have seen the old bag I was with last night!"

 

[andrewinorlando]

So, is this what they mean by auto suck? Good Lord, doesn't the man have a vacuum at home??

 

[sudsmaster]

"Hey, that little Dustbuster doesn't even LOOK like me!!!"