Oh Bob, and Ron...
I can't find any Birthday label clothes that fight my figure for special first time occasions like this one, unfortunately. tisk, tisk.
Also, In keeping with the 'Boy on call' image I surely project here let me just fill in how desirable I truly am...
I have been dealing with an upper respiratory infection that has really taken a toll on me this week. I went to the doctor twice this week.
On Wednesday she prescribed a pain killer/cough suppressant that, well, in my opinion is merely LSD relabeled as a presecription drug?!? I mean I have been coherent all day but I spent the majority of it looking at my reflection in the Toaster!
Its a Coughing, Sniffling, Sneezing, ...trade-your-head-for-your-ass medicine.
If I make it to Chuck and Rich's house without the benefit of a friend, a taxi, or a Police Escort, I will be lucky. If I make it, and that is a big IF, be warned, I will be carrying Pepper Spray(which hopefully I won't mistake for my inhaler) in addition to my EXCELLENT Salad with croutons on the side.
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Picture taking will be viewed as an open invitation for a shoot out!
In general though I look forward to meeting everyone. Due to my condition, I hope I will remember you hours after the event is over. Especially if it ends in a police interrogation.
I'm sure it will be fine. ;o)
