iheartmaytag
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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi
terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both
took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein
was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back
that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even
an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit
us."
terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the
road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway
here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both
took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein
was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. And he yelled back
that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even
an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited
lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit
us."
