" . . .reliability can be hit-or-miss . . ."
Oh come on, Nate. You know all too well by now that it's way more miss than hit! No doubt your and David's clothes will greatly appreciate any replacement machine you end up with.
Conversely, that "Signature 2000" panel looks like the companion to my mom's last dryer, a machine that was entirely "hit" and behaved as well the day it was hauled out of here as on the day it was installed nearly 20 years earlier.
If ONLY Norge had built their washers to last like that . . .