disgusting
Some people ACTUALLY believe something is clean based on smell alone.
You could take a blanket, dip it in garden dirt, have a cat urinate on it several times, let it get run over for two hours on a busy freeway,
then wash it for 2 minutes with one of these high perfume scented "detergents" and dry the still scuzzy thing.
Some half-wit 20 something, wearing black throw-away spandex type clothing over their 40 extra pounds would smell it,
form a gold toothed smile on their tattooed and pierced face....
"AH CLEAN !"