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[veg-o-matic]

Why yes, I do have breasts! They're right here.

 

[veg-o-matic]

Before going to work for Mr. Drysdale, Miss Jane had another profession.

 

[veg-o-matic]

Today's smart, modern woman always dons a chapeau when visiting her produce.

 

[veg-o-matic]

Modess...because

 

[veg-o-matic]

Verner Panton meets Aunt Bea in a clash of styles.

 

[veg-o-matic]

The Safety Word is "leather."

 

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Thish Shanka tashtes a lot better with shome bourbon in it

 

[veg-o-matic]

Now, was that one cup of strychnine, or two?

 

[veg-o-matic]

The...voices...say...kill...

 

[jasonl]

Last pic

GASP! Omigod! A Wife Saver? For me?

 

[frontaloadotmy]

The safety word

You Hambone!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Maytagmom]

Veg, you're a genius

The Safety Word is "leather."

roflmaotipmp~~

oh gods, too funny~

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Designgeek]

Woo-hoo, great stuff there! Just what I needed at this hour!

Thanks...

 

[maytagbear]

I loves you

Veg.

Be the fatha of my baybeees?*

*Offer is sincere, though consequences may vary.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[veg-o-matic]

Whoops! Forgot one

Holy crap! My finger just came out the other side!

 

[petek]

I love looking at old advertisements. 1950's idealism that never was reality.

 

[jasonl]

Last one

Hold still you little sh*t.

 

[appnut]

Veg, now I know you ain't right, but I shore 'enuf do luv it. And the safety word is leather, where's Ron when you really need him!!

 

[abcomatic]

first one- "Why yes,Marge, I use Dutch cleanser on my false teeth for that clean, sparkling feeling every day!"

number 3 "Close the fridge hell?" I sure can't wait until Frank gets home,but this will help to cool things down a bit until he does!"

Blindfolded lady:"Are we playing with pinyatas(sp)yet?"

Lady with yellow sweater: "Boy, the washing machine repairmen sure did fix my timer, they were great!" (I wonder what I can break tomorrow to get those hunks back here)?