My Resimay

[lightedcontrols]

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.























Dear Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.









See you Monday.



Sincerely,

Pam Mason

 

[jeffg]

You're hired.

 

[toggleswitch2]

Would you mind if I washed my jock-stap on that there washboard?

 

[hooverwheelaway]

While you're still in it?

 

[rp2813]

Oh yeah Pam?

Well, I've got SPILL check over here and it will come in real handy for the work I've got in mind for Bubba.

Can you spell "overtime?" No, make that over and over and over time!

And by the way Mark, thanks for the fun post!

Ralph

 

[toggleswitch2]

oh Fred, what a great idea! LOL

May I use the agitator as well?

 

[toggleswitch2]

Mark:

Feel free to send me his pics without the chaps on!

 

[appnut]

NOt for me. YUCK!!!!! I know a couple of REAL cowboys in New Mexico.

 

[travis]

Oh Mark...

You have my address, please send me one of those please.

 

[lightedcontrols]

Oh Travis!

I'm sooooooo sorry but I just sent out my very last one. Drat. Mark

 

[gansky1]

How about one that does laundry??

 

[tuthill]

Ewww

 

[toggleswitch2]

ah communal laundry rooms

Quote of the day

"Mind if we do a load together?"

 

[nmaineman36]

Thats the kinda ass that can bounce off walls if you know what I mean! Wowzers!

 

[pturo]

"It's just a small load, let's do it by hand."