New Company Slogans

[jasonl]

Kenmore: Like a Whirlpool, it never ends.

Whirlpool: It shreds, it dices, it has 20 cycles.

Maytag: You will not watch!

Frigidaire: At least it's not a GE

GE: We put good things to death.

 

[pulsator]

LOL!!!! Awesome! I love it!!!!!!!!!!

 

[maytagbear]

I'll take a bash at it--

Miele-- we have ways of making you wash!

Bosch--Just following the cycle!

Fisher and Paykel-- Good things from Down Unda!

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[agiflow]

Here's another

Haier- a cheap knockoff of the real thing.

 

[mrcleanjeans]

playing with sayings

Maytag-Ol'Lonely has lots of company now
Kenmore-gizmos galore in today's Kenmore
Whirlpool-you can direct drive your clothes to cleanliness
Frigidaire-we've had our ups and downs
GE-our light just went out
KitchenAid-you'll long for the way it WAS made
Hotpoint-what's the "point"?
Haier-you wouldn't "haier" us,would you?
Singer-we're off-key now
Hoover-airheads invented the Windtunnel
Oreck-It aint heavy,it's my Oreck

 

[joeekaitis]

GOOD. CHEAP. RANGES.

 

[roto204]

LOL at Joe!! Right on!!!

 

[roto204]

Perhaps...

Reflecting on past ownership...

 

[mrcleanjeans]

soapy sales

Tide-we've overidden the Surf
Dreft-catch the Dreft?
Gain-you can't lose with Gain
Trend-the trend is to search elsewhere
Sun-we've just had an eclipse
Arm & Hammer-your arm and hammer might help it clean
Yes-say NO to YES
All-we're all washed up
Wisk-tsk!tsk!you shoulda used Wisk
Ajax-stronger than dirt-but when has dirt ever cleaned?

 

[joeekaitis]

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Whose trademark
am I, anyway?</center>

 

[joeekaitis]

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Buy it.
Because
you can.

 

[jasonl]

Westinghouse: Are you still Sure?
Gibson: We don't make guitars.
If Jenn-Air and Hotpoint merged
Hott-Air: We're full of it.
LG: We're taking over.

 

[westytoploader]

Here's mine...

 

[kenmore1978]

plastic GE

We shouldn't be surprised, remember, unlike the other manufacturers, GE is actually IN the plastics business(Lexan, and other products), so it should be no surprise that GE wants to "prove" how good plastics are.

 

[lavamat_jon]

Bosch - Excellence Comes As Standard (as long as you don't buy our cheap range)

Currys - always highering prices

Asko - Ve Mek Gud Vashers, Ja!

Hotpoint - designed for the playground

Indesit - we don't work, you pay (instead of "We work, you play

Servis - the disposable washing machine

And finally, for those of us in Europe who remember the "Ariston, and on, and on" adverts...

"Aristop, and stop, and stop, and stop, and stop, and stop, and stop.
The guarantee is 5 years long
You need it if you turn it on
Half of Europe must be wrong,
Most French think we're n'ai pas tres bon,
Aristop, and stop, and stop, and stop, and stop..."

 

[foraloysius]

A bit off topic but funny: By coincidence I came across the name of a Laundromat in SF: As the suds turn LOL!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Slogans

Westinghouse:
You can be sure(it will die quick)if it's a Westinghouse!

Kenmore:
How KEN we get MORE money out of you?

Roper washers:
we fit MAS ROPA (more clothing)

Louis--- again to go off topic...

My favorite laundromat- wash-a-teria- lavenderia was in Canada (montreal? Toronto?)

Marys' coin laundry.
located where you ask? ...on Queen Street.

(Check out the location of the apostrophe..makes it even funnier)