Speaking of plentiful pu**y; Mrs Slowcombe, where are you?
Had a rental in the south Bronx a few streets off university campus. (four rooms with two bedrooms for $190 per month in 1981)
Preferred tenants were students, as the neighborhood was economically distressed.
Anyhoo. The landlord and the superintendent(building manager) kocked on our door to ask if it was we who were bringing in all the girls 24/7. Keeping straight faces, we said no, we believed it was the guys in the next apt.
Three quiet, clean guys with a well-decorated apt and a definite swish in their walk. I mean GET A CLUE!
LOL Just had to share.