Notice anything familiar with this lamp?

[toggleswitch]

Gaylord rules!

VEG:

Can we give you the title of Queen Cookie, since you like the cookie jar?

PS what color is Tempting Taffy?

 

[maytagbear]

From context,

I would imagine that "Tempting Taffy" would be a bright medium blonde.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[gadgetgary]

Gaylord rules!

And he now has his eyes on a 'Buffet Queen'......named after anyone particular in this group(AHEM~!)

 

[gadgetgary]

'Buffet Queen'

Could Gaylord possibly be looking for a size queen????

 

[gadgetgary]

And with the box no less

I think he is going to flip his lid.......

 

[veg-o-matic]

Ooooh.

Apparently, Gaylord likes "perfection in the cup."

And just what kind of cup would that be, hmmmmm? Anyone care to take a stab? Anyone? Is this thing on?

veg

 

[brettsomers]

I would imagine that

Maybe Toggs would prefer "Pretty Beaver"?

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[toggleswitch]

Trust me on this one; I NEVER gave it ANY thought.

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[maytagbear]

And would the dearie illustrated above

be named "Wynona?"

(I used to be a Primus fan.)

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[Maytagmom]

Back to the lamp

OMG I just saw this thread....halarious! I'm dying here!
Steve, You MUST get THAT lamp...You MUST You HAVE TO! It's, so YOU!

Is that engraving on it, 1880? I can't tell.
Hmmm, no wonder they refer to the 1890's as the gay 90's.

GET THE LAMP STEVE...and to make you feel more macho driving around NYC, I think Santa might send you some nifty little hanging hitch balls for your Saturn this year....
IF you are a good boi! ;0)

Git R Done!

*runs like hell*

 

[Versatronic]

1950

The date on the lamp is 1950 Maytag Mom.

Veg is getting a mohawk, I heard from a reliable source. I think mauve would be the best hair color selection.

 

[veg-o-matic]

Quote: "Can we give you the title of Queen Cookie, since you like the cookie jar?"

No.

I'll be King Cookie, Prince Oreo, Duke of Nutter Butters, Earl of Hydrox, or Lord Chips Ahoy.

I have this pesky Y chromosome, you see.

And versa, you're going to get your butt kicked for letting the cat out of the bag! That "reliable source" of yours may be small, but she's a power-packed concentrate!

veg

 

[Versatronic]

By request

Veg, I'm sorry if you weren't quite ready to unveil your new look. But honestly, I think it becomes you. It's time for the debutante ball.

 

[maytagbear]

I do believe

that some chops are about to be busted tonight.

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[bethann]

HA, HA ! Glad someone is doing the Photoshop!

Mike your better stop it!

 

[Versatronic]

OK, I'm done.

OK, I quit. But blame this on Maytag Mom, she emailed me the special request.

 

[Maytagmom]

Oh sh!t

I'm dead meat now...

Veg...honestly dear...I was possessed today by the evil 666 somethingoranother.

I SWEAR!!

Carol--
Innocent until proven guilty by a court of MY peers.

 

[jasonl]

I don't get it

What's so gay about the lamp? It's in the shape of a female. Nuthin homo about that. If it were a man.. well... yeah.

(scratching my noggin over all this)

 

[veg-o-matic]

Three Words:

Heads will roll.

veg

 

[Maytagmom]

Can I keep mine veg?

Mike DOES have 2 of them.....
He can spare one!

LOL

*wink*