Of Course None Of Us Would Ever...

[may63]

Do This:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17774855-13762,00.html

 

[compactc9]

Thats really funny, and pretty stupid.

 

[wiskybill]

OMG
Easy solution,

cold water = shrinkage, but usually not with laundry

ROFL - Toggle, get the Depends!

 

[frigilux]

Worldwide embarrassment! Can you imagine? It would be bad enough having the local constabulry (did I just invent that word?) at you, but the WHOLE FREAKING WORLD?! Gee, for the good old days when a country would be invaded and the other half of the world wouldn't find out about it until 5 years later...

 

[toggleswitch]

Darwin Awards

Which brings us back to this.....

Post-humously granted award to those kind enough to stupidly kill themselves, thus impovibng the human-gene pool, as they don't have/ won't have the chance to reproduce.

Darwin Awards: Evolutionary Action

Darwin Awards: Vote for the Award Nominees! The Darwin Awards commemorate the (remains of) individuals who contribute to the improvement of our gene pool by removing themselves from it. Enter this portal for stories from the Darwin Awards.

www.darwinawards.com

 

[toggleswitch]

te he he he he--- shrinkage

 

[arrrooohhh]

What a national disgrace.

That, my international friends, is what we in Australia would call a bogan. He looks like a bogan from the picture too.

 

[drmitch]

Did anybody see Mythbusters where the put a man in a washer?

 

[jasonl]

What about that poor washer

I wonder if the washer still works after all this. I wonder what brand it was. They never give any good details in the news. Obviously it's a TL with a pusator disk at the bottom.

 

[hoover1060]

as we say around this office

You can't fix stupid...
This guy's parents must be so proud!!