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My Annoy Award still goes to Norge/Montgomery Ward machines with the banging, spring-loaded tub brake. Also, during agitation or spin, they made no attempt to dampen the fact that really were built like a tank and were very aggressive machines, perfect for washing farm or ranch clothes.
 
Whirlpool VMW/many other HE TLs sound like $10 food choppers

LOL this is actually a pretty apt description of them. You can literally hear how cheaply they're made. All that tinny metal whirring and clicking, just ugh. And yes, a lot of HE machines have the on/off issue with water and it does indeed make water hammer issues go crazy.

I know a lot of people dislike the direct drive thumping sound and on some loads its more pronounced than others but I dunno, just never really found it that irritating. I'm 33 so I've literally grown up with those machines as the mainstay, like many of you grew up with belt drives, so maybe that's why I don't mind them.
 
early Hotpoint/Ariston Aqualtis models from 2006/2007, while they are silent with their motors, they have these ridiculously loud pumps which sounds like it’s on its way out, even a cheap Indesit has a better sounding pump then on those machines :/
 
Every aspect of the agitation sounded as it functioned: awful. The tub support rods would groan and grind in their sockets while the metal frame would make high pitched squeals every stroke. There was also this machine like rattling/droning that I could never figure out what caused it.

A good washer is like a Maytag dependable care- light hum, hum, hum, hum while the water gently splashes around the agi.
 
Any VMW washer, it sounds like they're dying right out of the box.

Best sound is the old Speed Queen front loading commercial washers accelerating/deaccelerating from a spin. I recently went to a new laundromat and the first row of machines were new Dexters (meh), but then I heard that glorious sound of an old Speed Queen taking off into spin. Yep, it was going to be a fantastic wash day! These machines are no nonsense, they bang right from one cycle into the next and provide 3 deep rinses with full spins in between (unlike the junk they make now).

 
I just heard my

mother in laws late model Whirlpool Cabrio yesterday, It took forever to fill up, and then agiatates with a herendous groaning of the direct splutch drive.
 
Cannot stand the sound of the belt driven whirlpools, or those cheap fisher and pankels that go DWA DWA DWA DWA DWWWWAAAA DWWWWWAAAAA DDWWWWAAAA, omg that is NOT a washer!! Terrible sounding. Hate all the HE machines sounds too. Them new GE ones are pretty awful too and some consumers have even said it’s supposed to sound like that? 😂
 
Irritating, sounding vintage washer

A large tub, Maytag with a Pitman transmission and a large load of clothing.

You get to listen to the slipping sound of the belt as the thing is struggling to agitate anybody that’s mechanically, inclined would be irritated by that type of poor design and performance.

Maytag was the only vintage washer ever that struggle to even agitate because of the slipping belt.

Things got a lot better when they redesigned the motor carriage and went to the orbital transmission.

John L
 

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