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Since so many of us here celebrate the High Holidays coming up in the last week of June, I thought I was share this little tidbit I ran into today. Could this be any more pathetic and silly? So after this little bomb is dropped down on our enemy du jour, do our top military brass sit floating in the air above the chaos that is surely to commence and laugh like Endora and Serena, clapping their hands together with each chuckle? How fun would this be!

http://cbs3.com/topstories/topstories_story_162114001.html
 
I don't know whether to laugh or cry . . .

but maybe it's best to do both: laugh over the complete silliness of the proposal, and cry that any tax money or valuble time was wasted on it.

Perhaps the ultimate beneficiary of the whole concept will be some adult video producer who'll use it for a series of videos . . .
 
This is actually an old one, from last year!

Think about it....they get to work in that "homosexuality" is a choice, that it can be controlled, and that it is undesirable in one fellswoop.
 
They should try it out on that scum-bag Gen. Peter Pace who is now retiring.
Someone needs to remind him constantly of the "gay" tax dollars that help pay his hefty salary (and retirement).

This stupidity is but a drop in the bucket compared to so may other stupid things our government does from time to time.
Just "google" Davis-Monthan AFB and take a look at the thousands of former military aircraft our parents and grandparents paid for---- all in the name of the "Cold War". Thousands have already been chopped up and sent to the smelter, but you get the idea.

The really scary thing is that many of the lower-level people who were involved in this fiasco are now likely to have moved on up in rank to much more senior positions. Perhaps these are the same scum-bags that are keeping our troops from having good body-armour.
 
Hmmmm

QUOTE "A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting"

Uhm, aren't we already?

veg
 
Yeah, Right...

Are we sure this wasn't tied to DADT ("Don't Ask, Don't Tell") somehow?

I can see it now- anyone volunteering- or even consenting- to test this hormone is immediately suspect, LOL.
 
Hold on, I’ve got an idea.

I think we need to form a task force and convince the military that they really need to study and build this gay bomb. I'm mean think of all the good that would come of this. First of all it would end all wars, for sure. I mean we might get bitchy about what our foxhole mates are wearing, but shooting off guns and bombs, eeehew they are way too loud and get everything dirty. While we would like all the washing and vacuuming that would surely follow, it's way it's way overkill. But now a gay bomb we would love because no one would get hurt and you know the rest
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Then you know sooner or later the chemical recipe for this bomb will fall into the "wrong" hands. Picture this, the brand new open-air Twins baseball stadium opens up and it is sold-out, packed full, and just maybe one of "us" happens to be a spectator on the Goodyear Blimp that day. So we hide the bomb in our backpack (or purse, depending on our mood, you choose) and the bomb just happens to "accidentally slip out” right over the center of the new stadium. "Whopps, oh dear, now look what I've done". Of course our bomb won't just have any old plain whistle like the ones in WWII as it falls from the sky, it can play Abba or "It's Raining Men, Halleluiah". Then KABOOM, oh the bars would be extra fun that night!

I'm sure you all could come up with some equally fun Gay Bomb ideas...
 
Can't Stop Laughing...

The more I think about this, the funnier it gets...

I can envision what would happen if the wind shifted, blowing this stuff back over our troops, who are subject to DADT:

"General! That hormone got our guys, and they're all in foxholes with each other!"

"Good Lord! That means we didn't ask, they didn't tell, and now we know anyway. We have to discharge 'em!"

"But it was our bomb that made 'em that way! They ain't really like that! Surely DADT doesn't apply if we did it to 'em!"

"Uh, better get me my sat-phone, Private. I think I need to call Gonzales. He'll figure out a way to make the law fit the party line- he always does."
 
hmm, imagine one of the wayward "bombs" going off in some high school lockeroom filled with worked-up and restless athletes...
 
Never underestimate the importance of a tight warm, moist---

HA!

You watch my back (side) and I've got yours.

The ancient Greeks encouraged lovers/couples in their army ranks because they felt it was a more intense love than man-woman. (Men are from Mars and women are from Venus and never the twain shall understand each-other). It was believed then and by them that their soldiers would become BETTER soldiers in that they would defend their source of er,uh, sweat, uhm affections, yeah that's it, affection, thuly protecting each other from peril.

And as far as our gov't goes, it is sad that 1/3 of the working person's paycheck is just pissed away on this non-sense.

Those generals better be careful. If everyone turns homosexual they themselves may have to fight, beign so macho, uncorruptable and proper and all.

Can you just picture one of their sons coming home in a pink-tu-tu and lots of taffetta and lace with stilletto heels looking like Divine on crack?
 
I Can Hear It Now:

A rough, tough sergeant stops his platoon, and tells them they'll be bivouacking here for the night.

"We're gonna make camp here- start clearing the area!"

And a voice from the back of the group says:

"TINAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Bring me the axe!"
 
Fascinating. By disclosing this, aren't they admitting that, on some level, that our military/government believes that homosexuality can be reduced to a BIOLOGICAL level? Think of the implications... Maybe a vaccine, a medical diagnosis, perhaps disability qualifications?

$7.5 million is nothing in the grand scheme of things, we're pouring more than $100,000 per minute into Iraq!
 
Quien es la mas gran loca de todas? TU, ERES TU, MI AMOR!

TINAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Bring me the axe!"

and WHO draped these curtains this way? Oh darlings, if I've told you once, I've told you a THOUSAND times, the pleats and fold have to sit just right.

Where is the disco ball and the Crisco dicso? Who's got the turntables and the fog machine. Don't forget the lip-gloss, the eyeliner and the glitter.

Hop to it girls , chop chop, the circuit party must go on.
 
Can you just picture one of their sons coming home in a pink-tu-tu and lots of taffetta and lace with stilletto heels looking like Divine on crack?

"Taffetta, dahling!"

"Taffetta, sweetheart!"

"No, the dress is taffeta. It wrinkles so easily." :-P

Oh! And also: "Roll, roll, roll in ze hay!" ;-)

[I love Young Frankenstein...]
 
Personally, I wouldn't mind seeing it used at Government subsidized housing. Maybe the multiplying would slow down. I'm a little sick and tired of banging my brains out on a steno machine all day long to pay for their "Government fed fat asses."

I'M NOT MAD AT YOU, HELGA, I'M MAD AT THE DIRT!!!

Ron
 
I love this now...

Well if the gay bomb wasn't enough, get this now girls, Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis have placed a spell on Jerusalem Gay Pride!

I wonder what kind of spell they used? Will they pass around a hexed naked Ken Doll that whoever is within 10 feet of it will have to tell the truth, no little white lies allowed? Oh and we all know what kind of damage that will do, now don't we! Or maybe they used the old vertical lines drawn down the front of our faces spell, you know we would never leave the house looking like that! Oh I know, I bet they'll use the old cliché spell, Endora is really good at that one, it makes all of us gays at the parade speak in clichés, god I love using that spell as well:

"Sprits north and spirits south,
Let my spell control your mouth.
Let the gays find to their dismay,
that all their words are now cliché!

Hopefully they will forget to use the dramatic arm wave otherwise POOF our parade will be RUINED!

http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=news&sc=glbt&sc2=news&sc3=&id=21062
 
This is the kind of stuff that I love

About being a queer gay fag homo. Or as I like to think
of myself, "An Admitted Homosexual"
On some days I might trade it for a fancy pre 1986
washer machine, but it would have to be real fancy!
 
Now this is a war I would like to fight in!

Just like Slim Pickens in the movie "Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
I want to ride this bomb to it's target.
 
The best of typos

First line of the article to which Robert linked:

As if threats of violence and explosive devices planted along a possible Gap Pride Parade route in Jerusalem earlier this year were not enough...

Yet another reason I prefer Old Navy...
 
Old Navy.......

Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan (the older lady with the oversized round eyeglasses, former NYTimes Fashion Editor) from the Old Navy tv ads??

I adored her. Had a woman friend (now passed on) very like her.

(Where would we be without our women friends, our Flame Dames? (A "Flame Dame" is a pretty, un-deseperate woman who likes "committed bachelors" for friends.)

Lawrence/Maytagbear
 
OK, so what would happen to the fighting women in the armed forces?? Would that mean they'd become lesbians??? Oh my, someone had better call Sears and tell them to stock up on plaid.
 
"As if threats of violence and explosive devices...."

Oh, the little darlings don't just threaten.

Two years ago, one stabbed a few people on the parade route (most notably, a man and his teenage daughter, marching together) and the ENTIRE COMMUNITY picked up that night and left on the first flight out....taking EVERY PENNY they would have spent on Holy Land antiques, clothes, tours, meals, etc.

Not a brilliant idea for a land heavily dependent on tourism and deserted because of Middle East warfare....

The guy who did it was locked up, but in a psychiatric institution.....sadly, he is venerated as a hero in the haredi world.

It gets VERY ugly there.....to a point where I think maybe they should just not have a Jerusalem parade,:( and content themselves with Tel Aviv for now, where the power base is in reverse.

"Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan (the older lady with the oversized round eyeglasses, former NYTimes Fashion Editor) from the Old Navy tv ads??"

No, you are not. Let's just say she was a rose among thorns.
 

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