oh honey I know yo' momma didn't raise no fool, but.
Isn't a bed more comfortable?
(ducks and runs)
Isn't a bed more comfortable?
(ducks and runs)
OT: With the High Holidays Coming and all
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veg-o-matic
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Let's build some teeny-tiny bombs
And drop 'em on all the firehouses.
I'm just sayin'.
veg
And drop 'em on all the firehouses.
I'm just sayin'.
veg
Now, that's the best idea
I have heard in a long time, dear Veg!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
I have heard in a long time, dear Veg!
Lawrence/Maytagbear
I love this now...
Well if the gay bomb wasn't enough, get this now girls, Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis have placed a spell on Jerusalem Gay Pride!
I wonder what kind of spell they used? Will they pass around a hexed naked Ken Doll that whoever is within 10 feet of it will have to tell the truth, no little white lies allowed? Oh and we all know what kind of damage that will do, now don't we! Or maybe they used the old vertical lines drawn down the front of our faces spell, you know we would never leave the house looking like that! Oh I know, I bet they'll use the old cliché spell, Endora is really good at that one, it makes all of us gays at the parade speak in clichés, god I love using that spell as well:
"Sprits north and spirits south,
Let my spell control your mouth.
Let the gays find to their dismay,
that all their words are now cliché!
Hopefully they will forget to use the dramatic arm wave otherwise POOF our parade will be RUINED!
Well if the gay bomb wasn't enough, get this now girls, Ultra-Orthodox Rabbis have placed a spell on Jerusalem Gay Pride!
I wonder what kind of spell they used? Will they pass around a hexed naked Ken Doll that whoever is within 10 feet of it will have to tell the truth, no little white lies allowed? Oh and we all know what kind of damage that will do, now don't we! Or maybe they used the old vertical lines drawn down the front of our faces spell, you know we would never leave the house looking like that! Oh I know, I bet they'll use the old cliché spell, Endora is really good at that one, it makes all of us gays at the parade speak in clichés, god I love using that spell as well:
"Sprits north and spirits south,
Let my spell control your mouth.
Let the gays find to their dismay,
that all their words are now cliché!
Hopefully they will forget to use the dramatic arm wave otherwise POOF our parade will be RUINED!
frontaloadotmy
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This is the kind of stuff that I love
About being a queer gay fag homo. Or as I like to think
of myself, "An Admitted Homosexual"
On some days I might trade it for a fancy pre 1986
washer machine, but it would have to be real fancy!
About being a queer gay fag homo. Or as I like to think
of myself, "An Admitted Homosexual"
On some days I might trade it for a fancy pre 1986
washer machine, but it would have to be real fancy!
lokringbob
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Now this is a war I would like to fight in!
Just like Slim Pickens in the movie "Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
I want to ride this bomb to it's target.
Just like Slim Pickens in the movie "Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb
I want to ride this bomb to it's target.
The best of typos
First line of the article to which Robert linked:
As if threats of violence and explosive devices planted along a possible Gap Pride Parade route in Jerusalem earlier this year were not enough...
Yet another reason I prefer Old Navy...
First line of the article to which Robert linked:
As if threats of violence and explosive devices planted along a possible Gap Pride Parade route in Jerusalem earlier this year were not enough...
Yet another reason I prefer Old Navy...
Old Navy.......
Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan (the older lady with the oversized round eyeglasses, former NYTimes Fashion Editor) from the Old Navy tv ads??
I adored her. Had a woman friend (now passed on) very like her.
(Where would we be without our women friends, our Flame Dames? (A "Flame Dame" is a pretty, un-deseperate woman who likes "committed bachelors" for friends.)
Lawrence/Maytagbear
Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan (the older lady with the oversized round eyeglasses, former NYTimes Fashion Editor) from the Old Navy tv ads??
I adored her. Had a woman friend (now passed on) very like her.
(Where would we be without our women friends, our Flame Dames? (A "Flame Dame" is a pretty, un-deseperate woman who likes "committed bachelors" for friends.)
Lawrence/Maytagbear
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OK, so what would happen to the fighting women in the armed forces?? Would that mean they'd become lesbians??? Oh my, someone had better call Sears and tell them to stock up on plaid.
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My Nerves Are Being Torn To Shreds!
Evidently the Generals have never seen a bitchy queen with a rattail comb!
Evidently the Generals have never seen a bitchy queen with a rattail comb!
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"As if threats of violence and explosive devices...."
Oh, the little darlings don't just threaten.
Two years ago, one stabbed a few people on the parade route (most notably, a man and his teenage daughter, marching together) and the ENTIRE COMMUNITY picked up that night and left on the first flight out....taking EVERY PENNY they would have spent on Holy Land antiques, clothes, tours, meals, etc.
Not a brilliant idea for a land heavily dependent on tourism and deserted because of Middle East warfare....
The guy who did it was locked up, but in a psychiatric institution.....sadly, he is venerated as a hero in the haredi world.
It gets VERY ugly there.....to a point where I think maybe they should just not have a Jerusalem parade,
and content themselves with Tel Aviv for now, where the power base is in reverse.
"Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan (the older lady with the oversized round eyeglasses, former NYTimes Fashion Editor) from the Old Navy tv ads??"
No, you are not. Let's just say she was a rose among thorns.
Oh, the little darlings don't just threaten.
Two years ago, one stabbed a few people on the parade route (most notably, a man and his teenage daughter, marching together) and the ENTIRE COMMUNITY picked up that night and left on the first flight out....taking EVERY PENNY they would have spent on Holy Land antiques, clothes, tours, meals, etc.
Not a brilliant idea for a land heavily dependent on tourism and deserted because of Middle East warfare....
The guy who did it was locked up, but in a psychiatric institution.....sadly, he is venerated as a hero in the haredi world.
It gets VERY ugly there.....to a point where I think maybe they should just not have a Jerusalem parade,
and content themselves with Tel Aviv for now, where the power base is in reverse. "Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan (the older lady with the oversized round eyeglasses, former NYTimes Fashion Editor) from the Old Navy tv ads??"
No, you are not. Let's just say she was a rose among thorns.
The original plan showed the Pentagon's belief that Gay people cannot control their sexuality and therefore would cause a break down of the fighting unit; literally making love, not war. If stopping them from fighting was their objective, why not fill the air with smoke from marijuana or crack; not expensive enough or not sexually stimulating enough for all of those closet cases?
oxydolfan1
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The weed would make 'em hungry and then we wouldn't be able to call in the airstrike.
The populace would throw flowers and Doritos at us!
The populace would throw flowers and Doritos at us!
whirlcool
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I normally don't comment in matters such as these BUT
I am totally speechless! The stupidity of this concept really is beyond imagination. Where the hell did the government find such people that could come up with something like this? Just when you think you have heard it all! Hmph!
BTW, what's a "Crisco Disco"?
I am totally speechless! The stupidity of this concept really is beyond imagination. Where the hell did the government find such people that could come up with something like this? Just when you think you have heard it all! Hmph!
BTW, what's a "Crisco Disco"?
Robert------
The parade in Jerusalem will go on unabashed. As usual, no one will pay any attention to a bunch of Lubavitcher alter kochers trying to summon up khitsoynim. Honey puhleeeez.
The parade in Jerusalem will go on unabashed. As usual, no one will pay any attention to a bunch of Lubavitcher alter kochers trying to summon up khitsoynim. Honey puhleeeez.
Am I the only one who misses the late Carrie Donovan?
No, Lawrence, you're not--I miss her too. I hadn't thought about her in a few years, and was shocked to see she's been gone almost six years now! It seemed like just yesterday that she and Magic the dog were promoting "fabulous" Old Navy fashions.
Upon researching her and reading some anecdotes, it seems like she was one-in-a-million...
No, Lawrence, you're not--I miss her too. I hadn't thought about her in a few years, and was shocked to see she's been gone almost six years now! It seemed like just yesterday that she and Magic the dog were promoting "fabulous" Old Navy fashions.
Upon researching her and reading some anecdotes, it seems like she was one-in-a-million...
As usual, no one will pay any attention to a bunch of Lubavitcher alter kochers trying to summon up khitsoynim. Honey puhleeeez.
Just the same, I spoke to Aunt Hagatha last night who in turn spoke to the Witches Council. The council decided to cast an incantation (only a small one was necessary) to nullify any of their silly curses. Whew that was a close one LOL.
Just the same, I spoke to Aunt Hagatha last night who in turn spoke to the Witches Council. The council decided to cast an incantation (only a small one was necessary) to nullify any of their silly curses. Whew that was a close one LOL.
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If I offended anyone, I am sorry....
It's just that these stories make me crazy, because they're so over the top.
I can't say I've felt any tension building in my world, but I read what people say on blogs and such, and, for some reason, I'm utterly freaked out by the things people think and say, and how it doesn't seem like satire anymore....
For the first time in many, many years, I'm really afraid of the violence aspect....and everybody thinks I'm being paranoid.
It's just that these stories make me crazy, because they're so over the top.
I can't say I've felt any tension building in my world, but I read what people say on blogs and such, and, for some reason, I'm utterly freaked out by the things people think and say, and how it doesn't seem like satire anymore....
For the first time in many, many years, I'm really afraid of the violence aspect....and everybody thinks I'm being paranoid.
Cast an incantation-------
You mean you made a keynehore. O.k., that should do it!
You mean you made a keynehore. O.k., that should do it!
n10z (intense)
Well this stuff won't make you gay, or stated better- be open to performing homosexual behavior (for example imitating Judy Garkland or Liza Minelli), but it is said to chemically attract the men to the men.
Personally, I'd think a six-pack, a full thick head of black hair, green eyes, muscles for days, the smile of death, a nice dusting of body hair (strategically placed) and a fairly decent personality as well as a huge, huge, ha-uge bank account wouldn't hurt any either.
Well this stuff won't make you gay, or stated better- be open to performing homosexual behavior (for example imitating Judy Garkland or Liza Minelli), but it is said to chemically attract the men to the men.
Personally, I'd think a six-pack, a full thick head of black hair, green eyes, muscles for days, the smile of death, a nice dusting of body hair (strategically placed) and a fairly decent personality as well as a huge, huge, ha-uge bank account wouldn't hurt any either.
