Paging Mr Mc Clendon

[mixfinder]

Hey Sandy, I sent you an email.
Kelly

 

[danemodsandy]

Here I Are!

*waves wildly*

I'll check my Inbox pronto.

 

[danemodsandy]

Nothing yet...

I'll keep checking!

 

[danemodsandy]

Not Yet...

...Though since I started checking, I've had a nice bank officer from Nigeria tell me about an inheritance I didn't know I had, I've found I'm eligible for a free 52" plasma TV, and I now know where I can a wonderful pill that will enlarge my...

Oh, my bust. Well, never mind, Possums.

 

[danemodsandy]

Nuttin' Yet...

...Except I won the Franco-Maldives Lottery. All I have to do is give them my VISA number, and they'll send me an information packet with information on how to claim my prize. By FedEx, no less - I guess when you're a lottery winner, people start treatin' you right!

Ain't email wonderful?

 

[danemodsandy]

Still Checking...

Now I know where to get the most fascinating shots of Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and 47 other celebs!

Anyone want to go halves with me? Only $19.95/year, billed discreetly as Smith Solutions.

 

[danemodsandy]

Still Haven't...

...Seen anything, and must go beddy-bye now, but I promise to check again in the morning!

 

[danemodsandy]

Hi Kelly:

Nothing has come through to my Inbox yet; I'll keep checking. I also sent you an email, just in case you didn't have my email address right or something.

Look forward to being in touch!