POD 3/22/06 Waste King

[jasonl]

"Today, Mr. Smith is smiling. You know why? He bought his wife a Waste King automatic dishwasher and electric garbage disposal. Mr. Smith knows that Waste King is the most economical and automatic way to dispose of food and wash the dishes. But that's not the real reason why he's smiling. Yes, Mr. Smith is grinning from ear to ear because he knows he'll be giving his wife the biggest bone of all. All she has to do is just push a button and put her apron (shirt, pants, bra & panties away).

 

[bobbyderegis]

Huh?
Bobby in Boston

 

[tomturbomatic]

That posting sounds like sexual frustration to me.

They will probably both enjoy the extra time together since one or both of them will not have to be in the kitchen washing dishes after meals or parties.

 

[toggleswitch]

What she chooses to put in her *Waste King Imperial HUSH* is no business of mine.

P.S. my disposer likes an occasional bone as well.
The booklet says it keeps it in top form.

 

[jasonl]

Modern dishwashers

The modern housewife is spoiled by the wonders of the modern electric home. Machines do the work, automatically. Mr. Smith knows that by his wise purchase of the Magi-Matic automatic dishwasher, he knows that his wife will be making a little magic of her own.

Waste King, the "Get some tonight" Dishwasher

 

[neptuneguy27]

If...

Mr. Smith is not careful about the way he leaning over that sink, that Waste King Imperial HUSH Disposer is apt to grind up another bone much to the chagrin of Mrs. Smith.

 

[hoover1060]

oh my

What was Mrs. Smith's name before she got married? Bobbitt??

I knew one of those Imperial Hush disposals growing up, it was in the kitchen of the church we went to. It was not a wimpy disposal by any means.
Be careful Mr. Smith!!

 

[bobbyderegis]

Huh???
Bobby in Boston

 

[toggleswitch]

Bobby:

Refer to today's picture of the day.
If still not clear call me and I will draw you a pic.

(Runs for the hills to avoid whoosh *SCHMACK*) LOL

Who luvs ya baby?

 

[sudsmaster]

Boning a waste disposal sounds painful, if not downright dangerous.

Not to mention the contortions required.

 

[jasonl]

Perhaps Formica could depict Mr & Mrs. Smith stress-testing their countertops.

 

[bobbyderegis]

Ah-Hah!! Now I get it. OK, so I'm a little slow on the uptake. Sorry Jason. Toggles, remind me to give you a schmack when I see you...
Bobby in Boston

 

[MikeS]

Mr. Smith Finds Enzyte

Here's Mr. Smith. Not so long ago, the only bones he could handle were the ones that went down his Waste King disposer. But Mr. Smith was smart. He got the facts on Enzyte, the once-a-day tablet for natural male inhancement.
Now Mr. Smith knows which hard objects go into the kitchen. And Mrs. Smith couldn't be happier! Thanks to Mr. Smith, Mrs. Smith has discovered appliances you can't buy at Sears.

 

[tomturbomatic]

People, get a room or take this to the sandbox. It's a dishwasher and disposer for crying out loud and a very unique dishwasher for the time. From the profiles, it looks like most of us have advanced beyond puberty. If you can't control your urges, at least edit what you put on the site. I would be embarrassed if someone I had told about the club were to read this. It looks like a bunch of 7th grade boys who, never having experienced sex, are trying to get their thrills from making smutty remarks while looking at classmates. It is gratifying that our teenage members show more maturity.

 

[mrcleanjeans]

ditto

 

[awooff]

I thought it was all great! Whats wrong with talking about what goes on in other rooms of the house, besides the kitchen.LOL

 

[MikeS]

I've been a bad boy

Actually, I wasn't trying to be smutty or nasty. The situation cried out for parody and balance, at least in my opinion. If the prescription male "enhancement" drugs can talk about their questionable side effects to a national audience, a little ribald humor can't hurt here--and it was within good taste and proper bounds. Call it what you will, but hats off to the posters with a sense of humor.
And if advertisers can use sex to make their point, why can't we?

 

[westytoploader]

As a 17-year-old member I thought I'd chime in as well. Tom is right. It isn't the sexual innuendos, but the general immaturity that surrounded it. GROW UP already...I should be the LAST one having to say this!!

 

[brisnat81]

Whats wrong with talking about what goes on in other rooms o

This forum is supposed to be about appliances, not about sex. Having inneundo arise in a thread is one thing, however this thread was created with sexual overtones.

I'm not a prude and dont mind this sort of thing in the right place. AW.org however isnt the right place.

I know complaining about this time of thread could sound petty, however it wasnt that long ago where the only stuff posted on this site was about Classic Appliances and the other stuff was kept to a bare minimum. Now the threads which usually start off on topic get hijacked and become smutty and filled with irrelevant crap. This then generates downloads which cost Robert more money unnecessarily.

By irrelevant, I'm not talking about family recollections or personal experiences, I mean posts that are just verbal diarrhoea.

 

[tomturbomatic]

Otherwise known as logorrhea.