Question for the Radarangers out there

[veg-o-matic]

Bethann, you of all people should know by now that I don't need "chemical enrichment" to be loopy! For now, let's just chalk it up to the giddiness of being in love!
(Oh, and let's not correct Lawrence about the "blond" mane. Can we say it's Platinum? Think he'll buy it? Think anyone will?)
And Lawrence, my little Booboo Bear, I will make the ultimate sacrifice and forego the diamond (sorry, Venus, but when you're 44 and in love, reason goes out the window.)

I'll come up with a suitable substitute.

A whirlwind trip around the country! Oh, I'm panting. It'll be a Wash-A-Rama Honeymoon! We can freeload...er...visit all our Applianceville friends. Lovely!

Must dash--I'm going through the Victor's Secret catalog, looking for a little something special for my trousseau.

Aww, look--he's blushing! Isn't he just the cutest?

veg, who's wondering if it's tacky to wear white

 

[maytagbear]

You'll look lovely in white...

LEATHER.

Love and laughter,

Lawrence.

(Incidentally, I turn 45 in July.)

 

[gansky1]

Oh, a June wedding?

You can have the actual ceremony here when many of the appliance people are already in attendance. We can change the schedule a bit; a small appliance shower, rehearsal and pre-nup dinner on Friday evening, then the grand event on Saturday afternoon with wash-in reception to follow. We'll open wedding gifts over brunch on Sunday AM. The ceremony will be fabulous - lots of flowers in pink, turquoise and sunny yellow, the groom in charcoal gray and the bride in white (with a deep black hem) and black gloves for the "Sheer Look" poses during photo shoot time. For the glass breaking, we'll use a Frigidaire color sample measuring glass (you provide this) which we'll wrap in a "Wash On Monday" vintage dishtowel...

Oh the ideas are just flooding in!

 

[jasonl]

Honeymoon in Gatlinburg

I found some honeymoon cottages in Gatlinburg that have hot tubs for two, big beds for gettin' down and even a jukebox to supply the music for gettin' down to.

YEAH BABY!

 

[veg-o-matic]

At the risk of tipping my hand, the leather is for the honeymoon. 'Nuff said.

Oh, so many things to do--book the DJ, rent the hall, tuxedo fittings, plastic surgery ("Yes, doctor, I'll take one of everything. Hmmm. Two of that one."), lose 10 pounds (don't want Lawrence to get a hernia carrying me over the threshold), write my story ("I went shopping for a microwave and found a husband!"), decide on the food (I wonder if they make deep-fried cheesecake?), and read all the manuals on how to have a happy marriage.

Whew!

And as if this match weren't perfect enough, I'll turn 45 exactly one month after you do! Ooooh. I'm marrying an Older Man.

Lawrence, you little cradle robber, you!

 

[maytagbear]

I am Sorry, but the ceremony

is NON-NEGOTIABLE. It is in my church, or it isn't happening.

The United Church of Christ is a fabulously gay friendly denomination.

The sanctuary of my church here was built in the 1950s. Lots of wood, glass, and angles.

The water cooler in Fellowship Hall is original-- orginal Frigidaire. With the script "Frigidaire," and the circular "F" logo.

Love and Laughter,

Lawrence/Maytagbear.

 

[bethann]

Hang on a minute Lawrence

I think The Applianceville Church in Greg's backyard is fabulously gay friendly denomination too! Any bending? Compromising? There are really a lot of members that belong to that church that know the both of you!
Veg: I think your new name would be Mr.Bobby Bear!

 

[maytagbear]

Possible ceremony compromise.

Church ceremony first.

Applianceville ceremony to follow.

On almost everything else, I am easygoing and willing to negotiate. Not this.

Hugs,

Lawrence/Maytagbear

 

[bethann]

Just a happy tune for the new couple!

Veg and Lawrence sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, First comes Love, Second comes marriage, Here comes Veg with a Chrome plated 86RR-700 Amana Radarange!

 

[rickr]

OMG!!!

Gay liberation has hit Amana!! It's JUST got to stop!! Next they will be going after Whirlpool!! I KNEW this would happen if they legalized Gay marriage!! You KNOW how they are... They just ALWAYS want more!!!

Rick

 

[frigilux]

Absolutely scandalous! What's next? Frigidaire fans marrying GE fans? Where will the madness stop?!

I love this site so much.

 

[veg-o-matic]

The Moment You've All Been Waiting For...

Da dada daaahhhhhhhh...
My Betrothed!
"Here is my picture, from 2003. My hair and beard are longer now, and I have new glasses, but it is otherwise still me."

Isn't he cute?

 

[appnut]

The name Bobby Bear!!!

Bethann, the name Bobby Bear HAS BEEN TAKEN. Golittlesport gave me that name at the very first convention in Minnie, 2001. No one else can be Bobby Bear!!!!. Or you'll have to fight Rich & Gary. And BTW guys, my sincere congratulations. Another bear has been trapped. woof