Dear Santa:
How are you and Mrs. Claus? Hope all the elves and reindeer are doing fine.
I have been a good boy this year. Well, as good as can be expected; never let it be said that I'm less than truthful.
I would love to find a Sunbeam 638 vac under my tree. And one of the original GE Toast-R-Ovens where the door flips up when the toast is done.
And if you could leave something tall dark and handsome in my stocking, I'd be a most happy fella! Heck, short, fat, and ugly works for me, too. Heaven knows I'm not picky.
Oh, yeah--world peace, end to hunger, all that too.
And mostly, I'd like my friends in Applianceville to have the best Christmas ever! A Lady Kenmore for jason! A "husbear" for appnut! A dishwasher (French maid outfit optional) for drmitch! A set of control towers for bethann! And their hearts' desire for everyone else!
Hope to see you soon.
Bob