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how 'bout these silly sappy slogans,two of them I posted awhile back,but reruns can be fun.
MAYTAG-Ol'Lonely has lots of company now
GE-Our light just went out
WESTINGHOUSE-You can be sure upset if it's Westinghouse
FRIGIDAIRE-We've had our ups 'n'downs,but now we go back 'n'forth
PHILCO-Our Blades-0-Water just couldn't cut it
BENDIX-Our tub collapsed
HOTPOINT-Our ovens will have you boiling
KENMORE-We're not much of a Lady anymore
HOOVER-Our twin -tubs will leave you agitated
EASY-It's hard to find an Easy automatic
FIRESTONE-We're just too tired
WHIRLPOOL-Our Calypso can't dance anymore
WASCOMAT-We're into heavy metal
FISHER-PAYKEL-Our drawers are tucked in
SPEED QUEEN-We ran off in a hurry at one time
 
here's some more

KELVINATOR-Way back,we made a great splash
KITCHENAID-We're caught in a Whirlpool
INSINKERATOR-The Daily Grind makes us whine
WHITE-CONSOLIDATED-INDUSTRIES-We've white-washed many models over the years
ASKO-Front End Loading is our business
ABC-0-MATIC-We're eccentric
 
APEX - We bounced in and bounced right back out.
MIELE - However you pronounce our name, we're still expensive.
BRAUN - Coffee machines, razors, wheelchair lifts, we make it all.

I have a Braun razor with automatic cleaning base. It works so well compared to...

NORELCO - Lift and pull... Scream and curse. < Literally. It could've passed for an Epilady.
 
Cars?

VOLKSWAGEN - Mechanics Wanted.
FORD - Plastic is job 1.
CHEVY - See the USA in your... rental car because your Chevrolet is in the shop.
DODGE - Dodge trucks are... Damn there goes the bumper.
Mini - If only we were as popular as the Beetle.
 
whatcha got?

Hey gang,even if names have been used already shouldn't stop
ya all from giving your own slogans,it would be fun!You may have better ones for the aforementioned brands,luv 2 see 'em!
 
Aussie Slogans

This is about the best I can think of for slogans.
1.Miele;anything else is a compromise(very true but as most people can only afford the compromise, what do you expect).
2.Hoover:Boss of the Wash(at least it was until it was sacked by Electrolux).
3.These days you can't really be sure if it's Westinghouse(unless you check with Electrolux first).
4.Hoovermatic Twin Tub:Simply Reliable.(or would be if you could still buy them).
5.Simpson:You can relax if it's Simpson(if concerned again check with Electrolux).
6.Philips:Imagination leads us on to new discoveries(Hey!Philips there could be a market for your products here imagine that!.)
I know these are pretty tragic but what the heck.
 
Cars, appliances, stereos

GE - We bring good things to death
WESTINGHOUSE - Are you still sure?
DELL - Rhymes with Hell
ZENITH - The Chinese parts go in before the rebadge goes on.
WIZARD - We lost our magic
HOOVER - Our vacuums suck.
DATSUN - We are driven... to the mechanic shop
NISSAN - Ditto
MAZDA - People like our Wankels
AMANA - what every gay Italian wants.
MAYTAG - You will not watch.
SAMSUNG - Oh yes they will.
JVC - We're the DOG now!
RCA - see Zenith
CURTIS-MATHES - From the most expensive to the cheapest.
SPEED QUEEN - An effeminate man on drugs?
CADDILAC ESCALADE - now available in Elegant Silver Leather Rich Honky or Lowered White Plush Gold Pimp.
TOYOTA - Oh! What A Feeling! My wallet's empty.

and one for Bri

IMS WHEELCHAIR RAMP VAN CONVERSION -
(sung to the tune of "The Worm Crawls In, The Worm Crawls Out")
The ramp goes up, the ramp comes down,
the whole van drops down to the ground.
The airbags break the lift goes out,
your wheelchair's stuck, it makes you shout. (This has recently happened)
 
Here are a couple more slogans, boy ! how tragic!!!!!!

Maytag: Performance you used to able to depend on.
Hoover:Your clothes would be coming out cleaner, if only Hoover were still here.
Frigidaire:For better food protection depend on Frigidaire fridges(well we would if only we could buy them here).
L.G.:Life's Good,(well seeing the market share they have here I guess life is pretty good for them.)
Bosch:Good, Better, Bosch(actually you would be better if you stayed away from them).
Miele:everything else is still only a compromise(hey!we can still only afford the compromise).
Simpson:Since 1853, Truly Reliable(any complaints please forward to Electrolux)
I think I have a headache, Nurse! a cup of tea and a couple of pills for this poor tragic Aussie.
 
But what if you were looking at neon signs that had strips missing. It would look something like this:

You can ** su*e if it's Westinghouse
Winston tastes *** like a cigar**** *****
Ivory Soap: 99 44/100% percent pu**
 

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