Someone's coming to Opelousas this weekend

[jasonl]

Much better.

 

[helen]

Hi everybody.

This is Helen, Jason's new girlfriend. Just thought I'd let you know that I am nothing like Joan Crawford.

Have a great day!!!!!!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Ok Helen, I'll definitely beat his @$$ for you if i'm ever in the same room as him again.

 

[appnut]

Helen welcome. And thank God you are not like Joan!!! Whew!!

 

[jasonl]

Toggle?????

Why do you want to beat my ass? Did I say anything wrong here?

 

[toggleswitch]

Well besides for OBVIOUS reasons........
(just kidding)

You? Say something wrong? NEVER! That's my job.

I'm just bothering you playfully for re-labeling Helen *JC*;
Since we all know she is very nice.

Perhaps, my twisted sense of humor is still foreign to you.

TSK TSK.

Who loves ya baby?

 

[jasonl]

OK. No problem . I thunk you was mad at me or something. Yes, ditto to you and Bob, thank God Helen isn't anything like the bad JC, but she's very much like the good JC (I'm sure some of us know Him ;-) )

 

[helen]

Thanks for the compliments everybody. Jason's not too bad himself.

 

[sudsmaster]

Oh, JC wasn't all that bad

Plus, she was seriously loaded (both with money and booze). Heck, I even would have married the wench just so I could get the alimony. If I survived, that is!

Seriously, it's always nice to see when two people form a loving relationship.

 

[jasonl]

And besides, I know a secret about Helen, but I think that would belong on the IMPERIAL forum :-D

 

[retroguy]

money and booze....

But without the money for the booze, she'd have sucked the alcohol out of a deodorant stick.... =P