Believe it or not, I had a friend who got their younger brother into the dryer and turn it on. I think he went through one spin and then went on the warpath!
If the machine is Electrolux, they could simply use the old slogan.
Nothing sucks like an Electrolux...
They would need only to include any of the several incidents involving vaccum cleaners and change only one letter in the slogan to make it match the washer.