Within 30 seconds I was......
You got it!
30 seconds wasted, I want my 30 seconds back!
My 30 seconds would have given me a walk to the bathroom.
My 30 seconds would allowed me to sneeze and scare the cat.
My 30 seconds would have given me self pleasure.
My 30 seconds would have allowed me to get off this laptop....
Oh my, where did my love go?