GOOD AFTERNOON, CLASSY, HANDSOME, WASHER MEN--MY GOOD FRIEND
HI ~~Jon, three B-52's flew in very close yesterday, and Artie was piloting one of them wearing Snoopy's headgear. SOOOOO, according to Ben's calculations, the washer is $2,611, and the dryer about &2,100. How long do I have before the knee breakers arrive. "You're a real riot, Alice." And I vow that the aliens won't get their anal probes anywhere near the Blackstones. Your good humor will keep you young forever. And extreme gratitude to you for a washer I have wanted since I was 5. Oh you, of boundless generosity.
Fred~~Please tell the story, and thanks for the email; I'll be in touch, regularly. Thank God we have a Blackstone Man aboard at Aworg.
OH SAM~~ my big silly hero, you didn't read, Sweetie Pie, the dryer isn't even wired yet; it's never been used. I know, you can't get away from the KA DW. Butterscotch, cream, or lilac.
Ben~~I about died with relief when I saw that all the unbelievable drenching was caused by an unseen slit. I've got this cool little mirror on a stick with a hinge that lets me spy around and behind things. Thank you so much for inspiring this story with your ancient washer scroll discoveries. You are a treasure.
Michael~~"Jetcone is on the next spaceshuttle flight as we speak, unable to comprehend the outrageousness of the situation!"--You make me laugh so hard. Wherever did you come from. Bet you were laughing on your way out of the birth canal, and when the doctor spanked you, you laughed even harder;'D;'D;'D
Geoff~~Anything for you, and remember part 2, and a movie soon. Besides, this roll of film also has the Norge-torqued Speed Queen for you and Eddy coming very shortly. Wrote the story one sunny May afternoon, and couldn't get it together. Greatly appreciate your acknowledgment.