I thought about rewriting the entire musical and rename it The Sound Of Washers. And have Venus dancing around the basement going "The Basement is alive with the sound of washers"
Then have Austin sing "16 going on 17"
Then Robert Seeger Von Trapp do his haunting solo "Frigidaire" (to the tune of Edelveiss)
"A cap full of softener helps the soapy suds go down, the soapy suds go dowwwwnn, the soapy suds go down."