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knitwits1975

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Plus My two cents.
1. You know the state flower. (mildew)
2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.
3. You use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.
4. You know more than ten ways to order coffee.
5. You know more people that own boats than air conditioners.
6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.
7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the walk light.
8. You consider that if it has no snow or hasn't recently erupted, it's not a real mountain.
9. You can taste the difference between Starbuck's, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.
10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho, and Sockeye salmon.
11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima, and Willamette.
12. You consider swimming to be an indoor sport.
13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese, and Thai food.
14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark, while only working an eight hour day.
15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a pancho.
16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain" and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers".
17. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.
18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.
19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you can't see them through the fog.
20. You notice, "The mountain is out!" when it's a nice day and you can actually see it. You get all excited about it too.
21. You put on your shorts when the temperature rises above 50 degrees, but you still wear your hiking boots and parka. Your legs are probably lily white, and any tan they might have came from a spray can.
22. You switch to sandals when it gets about 60 degrees, but still wear the socks.
23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.
24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.
25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find last year's after so long.
26. You measure distance in hours.
27. You often switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.
29. You know all the important seasons:: Almost winter, winter, still raining (spring), Road construction (summer), Deer and elk season (fall).
30. You actually understood these jokes, found them funny, and will forward them.
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31. Your NFL Team is going to Super Bowl XL!
WOO HOOOOOOO! Go Seahawks!
 

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