The RANT of the day! (and cure!)

[bethann]

This is a Bitch of the day actually!

This is how it goes... I have a husband that insists that I take vitamins every morning. I'm OK with that, but he also nags about not drinking coffee before you put something good in your stomach before, ( like V-8, water juice, something) I'm OK with that also. But, The ass puts the stupid***** lids on so tight I can't get them off the damn bottle! I have bitched and bitched to stop putting the lids on so tight! He won't listen! So, after fighting to get the lid off this morning, to the point of having permanent ridges in my hands, I decided to take some action!
Off to the toolbox I went and pulled out a large pair of channel locks! Now every damn lid he trys to open tomorrow morning he's going to get a little treat!
His excuse for this lid thing is," Honey, I can't help it, I have MAN hands and it just happens!"
Ya, Whatever! Can't wait till tomorrow!

OK, I'm done now!

 

[toggleswitch]

You go girl!

 

[mayken4now]

Ok Bethann:

What happend today? Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall.

HINT -- Don't tell your secret, let him think his MANLY hands are getting old and weak. Bet he won't put them on so tight now.

Steve

 

[polkanut]

I definitely do not want to piss in that girl's Cheerios!

 

[jmirawm]

A suggestion

Dear Bethann, <p> This is what you do. Take some of his bottles and put a drop or two of cement glue on the threads and then screw the cap on. For added fun you dont even have to screw them down tight. That way they look lose and he will be absolutely bewildered that his MANLY hands cant remove the top. <p> Signed, <p>Gotta love a prank, Tom

 

[Versatronic]

My suggestion

Dump his ass!

 

[golittlesport]

HAHAHAHAHA...Bethann, that is so funny!

 

[frigilux]

Goddamnit, why am I always the one who doesn't what something is?!
Bethann. Sweetie. You'll have to describe a channel lock to me. Sorry.

I've had a bad, bad week, (which culminated with the implosion of my office computer today at 4:00 p.m.) so please be kind and don't mock.

Luv,
Frigilux

 

[rickr]

I'm thinking Super-Glue!! LOL

 

[appnut]

Bethann, you da "Dean" of "The College of LIfe". Show him who's boss I'd hate to see what she does to a customer that pisses her off!!! Bob

 

[bethann]

I'm just sittin here with a smile on my face!

Waiting for morning!

I'll have to be in the other part of the house for this. I know he'll start cussing and bitching, then I'll start laughing and get busted! My luck he'll just open the damn thing right up! If that happens then out comes the super glue!

Eugene: Are you kidding? If your not we need to give you a tour of the Snap-on truck.

 

[Brneyedgrl80]

That sounds like something I would do. You go! Now he'll know what its like.

 

[goatfarmer]

Never worked with Channel Locks? My my my......Otherwise known as adjustable pliers,pump pliers,etc.....

Beth,is there going to be a moving sale in Indy I have to attend? ;^)

kennyGF

 

[toggleswitch]

Channel-Lock

A brand of tools.

IIRC it began with this type of adjustable pliers.

(Don't worry Fridgy this type of question allows you to KEEP your membership card).

http://www.channellock.com/default.cfm

 

[toggleswitch]

Channel-Lock

A brand of tools.

IIRC it began with this type of adjustable pliers.

(Don't worry Fridgy this type of question allows you to KEEP your membership card).

http://www.channellock.com/default.cfm

 

[foraloysius]

We call that a "waterpomptang", translated waterpomptongs.

 

[toggleswitch]

water pump tongs?

I LOVE IT!

At least we made everyone aware that a Channel-lock is not a chastity belt.

 

[bethann]

Damn

Nothing to report! He hasn't grabbed for the V-8 yet.
Wouldn't you know this kind of stuff really amuses me! I just wished I had a camera on him when he does.

 

[frigilux]

Oh, I've seen those before. Just had no idea what they were called. Thanks for the help, kids!

Bethann, I hope your hubby doesn't spoil your fun!! Let us know how it plays out, OK?

 

[bpetersxx]

Those are water pump pliers cause when I was really small I believe my grandfathers used them on their trucks on that huge
water pump in the front of the engine

Grandfather Harold I believe has a blue Chevy from the 1940's
it has the hugh grills on the front

 

[drmitch]

Your twisted!

 

[bingwsguy]

Bethann...that is hysterical! Isn't it funny...any of us with a partner can empathize.

 

[bethann]

Sorry it took so long

for the report!

Well Sat. afternoon I was upstairs and heard this plastic crunching noise. Like a little mouse, I snuck over to the stairs to listen. I just kept hearing the crunching noise, no cussing, yelling or anything! After he left the room I went to the fridge to investigate. This is what I found. I'm guessing he had one hard time getting the cap off! I was having one good time taking the picture!

 

[petek]

Great stuff, now you have to do it some more so he thinks maybe he's getting old and weaker.

 

[westyslantfront]

i am glad that it happened to the cap and not to a washer.....ross

 

[veg-o-matic]

Or your neck!

veg

 

[cleanteamofny]

Dang, I should of had a V-8.

What did he use, his teeth?