These arrived 2 days too late for the Spring Wash-In...

[kenmoreguy64]

On the Oompa Loompas

As I heard it, the Oompa Loompas only got half their assigned job done because the Ever-Lasting Gob Stoppers which were used as payment had exceeded their shelf-life and they were causing "issues" with the Oompas hair color. Little did they know that the 'stoppers had become contaminated by Kevin's previous running of a front-load washing machine with the door open...funny how that machine was still wired that way in 2012!

By the way Andy, the security pup is all for show. It's the webcam that is to be concerned about for security.

As to the missing Oompa clan - I have heard but not confirmed reports that these are the culprits who stole all the Bazooka bubble gum from the nearby market, which was then used, reportedly, to re-cover the exterior of a WHITE set of Maytags to make them actually look PINK.

Just sayin...

G

 

[revvinkevin]

Oompa Loompas

 

 

Is that what they were???   I thought there was something oddly familier about their orange skin, but it just didn't register.   Overall it was a VERY scary and traumatic experience I would not wish upon anyone!   I am so pleased and very lucky my life was spared!   But of course I am still out a turquoise Maytag pair that would have been perfect next to this pink set!   You bastard!   Honestly I don't know why the hell we're still friends after all this!   GEEZE!

 

You say a couple of them never came back?   I wouldn't know anything about that, now would I?  Besides, that's a risk you have to take when you hire thugs.... especially short, orange thugs.   I have a feeling they've probably been put in some slave labor camp somewhere, probably making candies and chocolates.... since that is their ONLY skill set.  

 

 

 

 

[kenmoreguy64]

See what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!

Even though Kevin and I were posting simultaneouly, he admits to the slave labor camp. I am sure that's how the Maytags got turned pink!

Making the Oompas eat all that gum! Geeez indeed....[this post was last edited: 5/4/2012-12:20]

 

[chestermikeuk]

Lol......

Nowthen boys, dont forget the web cam did reveal all AND a whole lot more as somebody abroad hacked the computer and turned the camera back on without the owner knowing!!!

Highest bidder gets the tape, I need to pay lots for a Servis Selectronic!!!

 

[revvinkevin]

LOL Nice try Mike....

 

 

However this "theft of the Turquoise Maytags" saga occured more then 2 years ago.... no webcam then.

 

Now back to this hacked wash-in webcam tape... are you just trying to sell the hacked recording... OR are you trying to blackmail someone....??

 

  LOL 

 

[macboy91si]

Oh Yeah... I Forgot to Mention...

I was approached by a gentleman in a purple get-up just after I stepped off the plane with some kids with some bad spray-tan. They were looking for information on the great Wash-In of 2012. Said something about trying to reunite with some lost family, it was a sweet story. Sounds like someone's on to you, better be ponying up some missing orange kids of some PANK substitutes.

 

You know what they say about Oompa-Loompas...

 

 

Well? Do ya?

 

-Tim