Travlincub
You needed to spend some time helping Kelly tidy up after your visit.
Just 'cause he enjoys the pleasure of your company doesn't mean you can't offer some assistance.
Because I'm in the 'States during two big queenly events every year (Old Timer Rally and Oktoberfest) lots of Euroqueens and American friends stay at my flat.
Never once, in all these years, have I had to so much as empty a trash can when I got back home. No smoking in the place ('cause I can't stand smoke and anybody who knows European Queens knows that you can't barely be gay unless you're a chain smoker, dahlink.)
Bed sheets washed, pressed, folded and put away (more than I bother doing...my version of permanent press is: wash, dry, put back on bed).
Whole place is vacuumed within an inch of its life, loose change from under the sofa cushions stacked in a jar...
I don't drink, but keep some decent wines and spirits on hand for those who do, everything always replenished and beer updated in the fridge as well as anything used replaced, anything broken replaced or money left (and twice, now, stuff that got broken by the first group was replaced with the money they left behind by the second group from America, now that is the type of guests you really want.)
If my friends, and I think we're all agreed I am not the typical anal-retentive queen, can manage it, you can, too.
Sorry for speaking so strongly here, but you need to be more than just a cub.
