toggleswitch
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Sorry the were out of hot-pink
Was that you in my bedroom? LOL
Was that you in my bedroom? LOL
Time for a bit of fun!! Gayometer...
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perc-o-prince
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OH Steve. Don't ya remember??? That's where you put them when you got home from the "party at Pete's" Perhaps you forgot...you were in a bit of a snit!! 
toggleswitch
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JEEZ and I was busy taking care of the nut-cake, when I should have been noticing the really hot piece off in the wings.......
perc-o-prince
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I was busy taking care of the nut-cake, when I should have
You are forgiven, Steve. Oh my you were a mess that night. You were doing a Rumba in CHA-CHA HEELS!!! That is almost unforgivable ALMOST! But I've been there myself!!
You are forgiven, Steve. Oh my you were a mess that night. You were doing a Rumba in CHA-CHA HEELS!!! That is almost unforgivable
ALMOST! But I've been there myself!!
toggleswitch
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toggleswitch
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*WHEW*
MUCH better. LOL
MUCH better. LOL
toggleswitch
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Both ways?
air-waycharlie
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Bette and Joan
Okay Venus, you asked for it, here goes:
Bette and Joan were driving accross the desert together in a fabulous 1953 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. Bette was at the wheel when Joan asked if she would pull over so she could relieve herself.
Joan walked several yards and went to take care of business behind a cactus. Bette then heard a spine tingling shriek from Joan. Bette dashed to where Joan lay writhing in the sand and asked what happened. Joan said she had been bitten on her "privates" by a rattlesnake. Bette told her to lay there and not move, she would go call her doctor from a gas station they had passed only a few miles back down the road.
Bette made that call to the doctor and listened carefully to what had to be done. The doctor started by staying, "First you have to take a pocket knife and make and X. Then you...........blah, blah, blah."
Bette thanked the doctor, jumped back into her smart convertible and raced back to where Miss Crawford was still writhing in pain. Joan asked excitedly and nervously what did the doctor say.
Bette calmly lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply. She then replied, "You're going to die."
If you don't get it, take the Gay-o-meter test again and then email me privately!
BTW, I'm taking the elevator down to the 7th level of Dantes Inferno. From what I've read it seems I'll be in good company and there is river to swim in. Yay! Water skiing and yachting. I'll bring the truffle mouse pate' and someone else bring the Veve Cliquot.
Okay Venus, you asked for it, here goes:
Bette and Joan were driving accross the desert together in a fabulous 1953 Cadillac Eldorado convertible. Bette was at the wheel when Joan asked if she would pull over so she could relieve herself.
Joan walked several yards and went to take care of business behind a cactus. Bette then heard a spine tingling shriek from Joan. Bette dashed to where Joan lay writhing in the sand and asked what happened. Joan said she had been bitten on her "privates" by a rattlesnake. Bette told her to lay there and not move, she would go call her doctor from a gas station they had passed only a few miles back down the road.
Bette made that call to the doctor and listened carefully to what had to be done. The doctor started by staying, "First you have to take a pocket knife and make and X. Then you...........blah, blah, blah."
Bette thanked the doctor, jumped back into her smart convertible and raced back to where Miss Crawford was still writhing in pain. Joan asked excitedly and nervously what did the doctor say.
Bette calmly lit a cigarette and inhaled deeply. She then replied, "You're going to die."
If you don't get it, take the Gay-o-meter test again and then email me privately!
BTW, I'm taking the elevator down to the 7th level of Dantes Inferno. From what I've read it seems I'll be in good company and there is river to swim in. Yay! Water skiing and yachting. I'll bring the truffle mouse pate' and someone else bring the Veve Cliquot.
fnelson487
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Charlie -
I'm on my way with the Veve Cliquot!!!
I'm on my way with the Veve Cliquot!!!
toggleswitch
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OWWWWWW
That gash!
That gash!
air-waycharlie
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Tut, Tut, Toggle!
Careful darling or someone will have to start deleting postings again. I thought I used great tact in presenting the escapades of Joan and Bette!
Ida, chill a case or two and that is just for the first week.
Careful darling or someone will have to start deleting postings again. I thought I used great tact in presenting the escapades of Joan and Bette!
Ida, chill a case or two and that is just for the first week.
Hmmmmm.....
Charlie...a few comments on the Joan and Betty saga....
1. It is possible to substitute Bing Crosby and Bob Hope for Joan and Betty.
2. Where did they put the tourniquet?
3. SLAP
and to you Mr. Toggle:
Are you trying to reach the next level at Hotel "Dante"?
OY! :-0
Charlie...a few comments on the Joan and Betty saga....
1. It is possible to substitute Bing Crosby and Bob Hope for Joan and Betty.
2. Where did they put the tourniquet?
3. SLAP
and to you Mr. Toggle:
Are you trying to reach the next level at Hotel "Dante"?
OY! :-0
super32
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Not so fast JasonL
You are not that far behind me! I too scored 26%. Not only did my card spontaniously combust, but they came and even took the ashes! My partner took it and scored something like 76%. The look on his face? Priceless. For everything else I have credit cards. lol
You are not that far behind me! I too scored 26%. Not only did my card spontaniously combust, but they came and even took the ashes! My partner took it and scored something like 76%. The look on his face? Priceless. For everything else I have credit cards. lol
southernmdgeguy
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33% and the second level of haties... interesting LOL
jasonl
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So the higher the Gay score the deeper down in hell?
(ducks and runs avoiding the slaps)
(ducks and runs avoiding the slaps)
richm
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50 the first time, then 53
I had to take it the second time because it made some comment about being well adjusted...ha ha ha
I had to take it the second time because it made some comment about being well adjusted...ha ha ha
toggleswitch
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So the higher the Gay score the deeper down in hell?
Only from the point of view of a funda-MENTAL-ist.
Hell is right here on earth. Some say that it is going against your TRUE grain that makes life hell.
Brokeback Mountain. A must see.
Only from the point of view of a funda-MENTAL-ist.
Hell is right here on earth. Some say that it is going against your TRUE grain that makes life hell.
Brokeback Mountain. A must see.
sudsmaster
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23 on the Gayometer.
Second level of Hell.
Good thing I don't believe in anything.
Second level of Hell.
Good thing I don't believe in anything.
sudsmaster
Well-known member
PS-I heard a good one on NPR this afternoon (I wear FM-equipped hearing protectors)...
What do you call an eight day oral you-know-what session?
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A "Hannuka Lewinsky"!
LOL!
What do you call an eight day oral you-know-what session?
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A "Hannuka Lewinsky"!
LOL!
Good golly miss Molly, I only scored 36%!!!
I have never tried the other flavour but I reckon I'm 100%.
Gay friends of my partner and I call us "the eccentrics" because we are so unlike the gay stereotype. Guess they must be right...
Thanks for posting this, Louis.
What a hoot!!
Chris.
I have never tried the other flavour but I reckon I'm 100%.
Gay friends of my partner and I call us "the eccentrics" because we are so unlike the gay stereotype. Guess they must be right...
Thanks for posting this, Louis.
What a hoot!!
Chris.
O M G
I scored 43% and I was honest too! I better hit the mall and the clubs!
Oh DEER!
Jet
I scored 43% and I was honest too! I better hit the mall and the clubs!
Oh DEER!
Jet
I bet you cheated! LOL Just admit it... You pluck your eyebrows too!!! LOL
jasonl
New member
For Venus
53%
I'm a well-adjusted male that lied on the test.
Whoa! Dig that album cover, more precisely, dig the girl! I just lost all my gay points.
53%
I'm a well-adjusted male that lied on the test.
Whoa! Dig that album cover, more precisely, dig the girl! I just lost all my gay points.
may63
New member
Minneapolis vs. St. Paul
Robert:
"56% GAY!
Fifty Six Percent, that's it, well I've never (hands on hips again). Looks like I've got some work to do."
Well Robert as we know there's Minneapolis gay and then there's St. Paul gay...being on the east side of the river, I think that's why I scored approximately half your score (30%)...
Robert:
"56% GAY!
Fifty Six Percent, that's it, well I've never (hands on hips again). Looks like I've got some work to do."
Well Robert as we know there's Minneapolis gay and then there's St. Paul gay...being on the east side of the river, I think that's why I scored approximately half your score (30%)...
