Sudsmaster I love the way you think. I used a bidet once and I spent alot of time on it. My ex was wondering what was taking me so long and I didnt even hear him ask the question. I was in another world. If I had one here I would never have to leave the bathroom since that would be my fave thing in it. I know TMI but when you combine a blast of water pressure and jets so perfectly aimed and it can put the eyes in the back of my head...well you get the idea...just thinking of it gets me all moist.
Anyways we are a Charmin Mega Roll household.
~I used a bidet once and I spent alot of time on it...... I was in another world. If I had one here I would never have to leave the bathroom since that would be my fave thing in it.
Proving once again nature abhorrs a vacuum. If anyone was interested in where the nerve endings that are in the female organ "go" (end up) in the male..... now we know for sure.
For me, it's the cheapest 2-ply I can find (usually White Cloud, Angel Soft or Kroger's house brand). I've tried Charmin Ultra--it's soft but it doesn't dissolve well.
The best TP I've found is Quilted Northern 3-ply; I'll stock up when it goes on sale again.
I use either Target or Ralphs grocery store store brand. I think they're pretty much the same as quilted Northern though. Name brand stuff is way too expensive.
That said, in the paper family or food or household products at large, paper towels (Viva) is one of few things in the world I buy where I have a very strong brand loyalty/preference, so go figure.
Well, the purpose of the handheld shower massage is - and I hope this isn't TMI - it's the only way, outside of a long bath, to get really clean down there, IMHO. TP just kind of, well, smears it around. For years I was quite squeamish about such things until I figured what the heck it's just another part of my body that needs upkeep like any other part.
A bidet would be a tad more convenient - esp when one must dump and go fully dressed - but it would be a major plumbing expense to have one installed in one's home, at least in the USA.
OOOOHHHHHH I love her! She played Margo in that series on PBS I think it was called Good Neighbors. Then she played a rich woman that went broke yet she ended up marrying the guy that bought her manor in To the Manor Born. Sharp wit and sharp tongue she was fabulous dahlinks!
Created by John Esmonde and Bob Larbey, The Good Life's four series from 1975-8 are remembered, according to the Britain's Greatest Sitcom poll, as our 9th favourite laugh.
One who is offended by discussions about products or procedures used to cleanse one's derriere should probably avoid discussions titled with one of said products, no?
Charmin is good but wont pay proper price for it!- my limit is 25p/40c a roll, that goes for pretty much whatever I end up with lol.
Currently on Nicky quilted from Netto- its perfectly acceptable with no "break through" moments and is only £1.99 for 12 rolls at the mo- I have 3 dozen in store lol