Veg's Crap, Chapter 3: Welcome to my bathroom

[veg-o-matic]

Anyone remember the Lilt commercials with the gal dragging a whole beauty shoppe home on a flatbed? "Finally, I'm going to get a professional-looking permanent at home!"

Ah, for the days when the womenfolk worried about stuff like that. And we menfolk didn't worry at all, just internalized everything and died early of heart attacks.

How manly is that?

veg

 

[Versatronic]

I was thinking of you today veg

I've got the day off and I was puttering around in my basement aka The Home For Wayward Midcentury Items. When I saw the Modernaire it made me think of you and your amazing vintage beauty products collection.

If you truly want "Happy Hair" then you need the Modernaire!

A little dusty, but all there and it works perfectly.

 

[Versatronic]

Now don't take this wrong...

you're a good looking fellow and all, but you can't sit around all day in your Danish Modern chair, drinking tab and reading your old Good Housekeeping mags. You had better invest in a Trim-Cisor! This is one strap-on you won't be able to fit in a bedroom drawer. Put the strap around your middle and let the Trim-Cisor shake that middle-age bulge away. Really, just flip the switch and the machine does all the work! It's how I keep my svelt figure.

 

[petek]

Good grief Mike.. I thought I was bad when I brought home the GE Mist Styler in avacado.

 

[veg-o-matic]

LOVE that Modernaire! Those little legs are the crowning touch, no? Is there an ash tray in the arm? I think I've seen that model in one of my old Modern Beauty Shop magazines (another collection...)

And that Trim-Cisor! I remember when Sears et. al. sold those. I can think of oh, any number of interesting uses for it, but I promised to be good!

veg

 

[Versatronic]

Actually,

It does have an ashtray in the arm! And the lucite helmet has gold sparkles in it that didn't really show up in the picture. And, it is unbelievably comfortable. I guess it would have to be if you had to sit on it for a long time while your hair beehive dried.