1) Jeff, I love how that photo looks like it could be the Von Trapp family at first glance. Closer scrutiny reveals that it's mister man-on-dog-paranoia himself, Rick Santorum. That poor girl will never live down that sourpuss face, will she? I see drugs, an early pregnancy, multiple arrests, and a lap around the afternoon talk shows in her future.
2) There is no #2; just needed an excuse to comment on #1.