mickeyd
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A Frigilux Bedtime Story
Once upon a time, late on an autumn night, when the moon was full and bright
The Aworg Archangel descended upon Geoff in the deep beautiful sleep of luxurious middle age
He sprinkled Geoff with mechanic dust, perfectly and evenly coating Geoff's entire soul
When Geoff awakened he found that his ability had been elevated to giftedness
And he could now take down a machine with the best of them.
In the same season, far across the huge blue Atlantic, the great Godmother Washer of all Aworg folk,
Mike of Chester was busy at finance thinking of ways to fund the purchase of a Lear Jet.
He was so beloved by his friends in America that he missed their company and wanted to see them more often and quickly.
He was humble about the enormous affection his America brothers had for him
And he wanted to be able to share their company as much as possible. A Lear jet was the only way.
Meanwhile, when Geoff awakened, his long-standing dream of making a Double Tub Maytag would now come true since he now possessed the where-with-all.
So the happy boys put their heads together and decided that Geoff would make the machines and Mike would sell them. After huge sales of this quintessential classic British pseudo Twin Tub--more or less-- Mike would make a fortune, and he could cohabit-ate in America. Geoff would live in Maytag Permanent Glory.
Here are very rough prototypes; more refined versions to come soon
#1 Wringerless and spin-free the AAMP, almost automatic Maytag Cadillac
Once upon a time, late on an autumn night, when the moon was full and bright
The Aworg Archangel descended upon Geoff in the deep beautiful sleep of luxurious middle age
He sprinkled Geoff with mechanic dust, perfectly and evenly coating Geoff's entire soul
When Geoff awakened he found that his ability had been elevated to giftedness
And he could now take down a machine with the best of them.
In the same season, far across the huge blue Atlantic, the great Godmother Washer of all Aworg folk,
Mike of Chester was busy at finance thinking of ways to fund the purchase of a Lear Jet.
He was so beloved by his friends in America that he missed their company and wanted to see them more often and quickly.
He was humble about the enormous affection his America brothers had for him
And he wanted to be able to share their company as much as possible. A Lear jet was the only way.
Meanwhile, when Geoff awakened, his long-standing dream of making a Double Tub Maytag would now come true since he now possessed the where-with-all.
So the happy boys put their heads together and decided that Geoff would make the machines and Mike would sell them. After huge sales of this quintessential classic British pseudo Twin Tub--more or less-- Mike would make a fortune, and he could cohabit-ate in America. Geoff would live in Maytag Permanent Glory.
Here are very rough prototypes; more refined versions to come soon
#1 Wringerless and spin-free the AAMP, almost automatic Maytag Cadillac
I love it!! 
