Looks like he is a MEDIC judging from his laundry. Send him over right away! Maybe he can help me with the sudden onset of heart palpitations I'm now having after seeing the photo of HIM ..... (deep breath)
Any day now, guys like that will go out of style, then it will be my turn!
I'll still be hanging laundry when that guy's pecks touch his knees, but no photographs, please.
Oy, what a world where the cleft chin goyim can still get a skirt or sheet up just like that Marilyn Monore, enticing the brothers of Abraham to stray from thier boyfriends.