What a Drip

[mixfinder]

Beauty and the Beast

The new washer is in place and does a very nice job of washing and spinning the clothes dry.  It has myriad options and we have settled on the Bulky cycle because it uses the most water.  The washer lights up, beeps and talks to you before the cycle begins.  It is more conversational in cycle than the old Neptune which was very quiet.  This machine is louder and will take a little getting used to.  So far its entertainment tonight with a full window and lighted interior!

 

[thomasortega]

Whaaaaaaat?
The machine talks to you?

I thought the "washy talky" was exclusive and patented by electrolux. LOL
By the way, that was the worst idea they had...

Hello! I'm Washy Talky, your talking washing machine

Would you like me to use the fuzzy logic cycle and select the best cycle for your load? press yes or no. (YES)

Put load in the drum, close lid and wait.

My sensors detected water level for this load should be medium. Open lid and add enough detergent for a medium water level. Add bleach and fabric softener if you prefer to.

Close lid and relax. (you're not crazy, you're just dumb enough to don't know how to use me and need me to teach you.)

the next day..

Hello! I'm Washy Talky, your talking washing machine.
Close lid and relax, but don't go away because i need to tell you something.

You know I hate gossip but I have something important to tell you. yesterday your husband used me. the tossed some underwear with tire marks inside me. That was horrible. how could you marry him? Oh, by the way, I noticed your lipstick is pink... his white shirt had a red lipstick stain and his underwear too! Can you believe that?

Worst of all, I had to teach him how to use me, can you believe he didn't know where to put the detergent and just sprinkled it on the load? I'm sorry but your husband is a looser.

3rd day

Hello! I'm Washy Talky, your ta... SHUT UP BITCH!

What are you doing with this hammer? And this gallon of gasoline? And this lighter?

Oh no, my warranty will be voided. stop stoooooooooooooop!

No, not the water hose... heeeeeelp somebody heeeeeeeeelp washing machine being abused.

dryeeeeer, please help me, call 911. He's throwing gasoline on me. heeeeeeeelp

Electrolux - Gossiping about you

LOL

 

[thomasortega]

Did I write it last night?

OMG

What did I smoke? I thought it was an ordinary Malrboro cigarrette. LOL

Gossiping washing machine... Oh Lord....

 

[yogitunes]

Thomas........your funny!......but I could see that happening

FYI....got another Neptune 5500 washer yesterday at the flea market, 60.00....that makes 4 washers, and 3 dryers so far....