What Am I?

[toggleswitch]

So..

All this talk aobut gerbils...

And I realize I need a light bulb for my desk lamp at the office.

So in I go to Homo Depot...

And what do I see, this vertcal chicken roaster.
Where you can stick a can of beer or soda to infuse the chicken's---- er--- uh--- cavity

 

[toggleswitch]

of all the sh-- in the universe, THIS takes the cake. I had to have it for campyness alone.

 

[rayjay]

Well. my winnings????

 

[toggleswitch]

a two dollar POS.

Model #0440

Manufactured under U.S. Patent #
6,460,452
6,503,551
6,557,460

www.bayou-classic.com

800.864. 6194

 

[toggleswitch]

Now WHY can't I invent something like this and become filthy rich ?

 

[rayjay]

I will use it on you??

OUCH

 

[toggleswitch]

oh Ray

Pay attention boy. I told you I'd use it on you.
When are you coming over for drunken roast chicken?

I wonder if cognac or wine works better than beer.

...And even though you cheated Mr., by going to the web, I will honor my word. LOL LOL LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

I think we should give the prize to Joe, since he guessed first and intuitively. LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

and with a bear can that big, that had better be a huge 4.0 pound (1.8 kilo) chicken or a real run-around Sue. Or run around Stu(art).. LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

Theme for the day and appropriate this week:

Stuffing the cavity.

 

[toggleswitch]

What am I?
--vertical chicken roaster & infuser

Who would use me?
--people who like to cook

Where would you buy me?
-Home Depot and kicthen supply stores

Where would you store me?
--in someones's @$$ NO NO NO in the kitchen

 

[toggleswitch]

and with a bear can that big.

LOL I meant BEER can that big..Don't get excited Joe, Bob, Chuck, Lawrence, etc.

 

[jamman_98]

LOL

Saw your post. You're evil but maybe I'll send it as a christmas card ;-)

Joe
jamman_98

 

[rayjay]

Oh Yeah! But I guessed the correct name. i remembered seeing it on the Food Network a long time ago, but could remember the name. You gave it away when you said Bayou Classic.

 

[toggleswitch]

I will use it on you??
OUCH

Don't worry it will be plenty slippery and greasy by the time I am done with it......
(Ducks and runs).

 

[toggleswitch]

Said: Saw your post. You're evil

Response: HA and this is news to you, Joe?

 

[rayjay]

You are BAD Toggles. Just when I thought I could out do you. You busted me again!!! You better duck and run. LOL

 

[toggleswitch]

HMMM...

No one has asked about the contents of my bulletin board at work....So here is more info than you will EVER need.

In the link the twin towers of the World Trade Center are behind the little humble church...that is nearly the same pic I have on my bulletin board.

The links (within the story in this link) no longer work-- too old.

However if you like Byzantine art and iconography, the link to the G.O. Archdiocese of America is a cool place to visit. IMHO

http://www.preserve.org/wtc/stnicholas.htm

 

[southernmdgeguy]

So, inquiring minds want to know..

Are you going to try it out and let us know how it tastes???

 

[veg-o-matic]

Are those worry beads?

veg

 

[toggleswitch]

YAH

and Mykonos => MECCA to us.

 

[toggleswitch]

Are you going to try it out and let us know how it tastes???

OK Scott, but not before Sunday...LOL

 

[appnut]

Umm, who's Chuck???

 

[toggleswitch]

a bear.

 

[toggleswitch]

Said: Just when I thought I could out-do you. You busted me again!!!

Response: (lovingly said)
Oh come, now. I have over 25 years experience being a bitter, nasty, jaded, sardonic twisted flaming NYC
"see you Next Tuesday"

get real.. LOL ROFL LMAO

Who loves you baby?

 

[toggleswitch]

Chick-Can

http://www.bayou-classic.com/html/new_products.htm

 

[rayjay]

Just when I thought iI could out do you?

Well, Steve, I must say you are pretty damn good at it. But, being twisted and warped, I DO run a pretty close second. LOL LOL.

 

[toggleswitch]

oh yes, lotsa potential! LOL

 

[rayjay]

Well, Thank You Steve. I do think there are times my mind is more in the gutter though. LOL

 

[Maytagmom]

Beer Can up the Butt Chicken

Hi all..
Hope everyone had a very happy T-Day...
Been buzy, and just had to lurk around the links that seemed to interest me at the time...
Toggle (Steve) dahlink...that beer up the butt chicken is DA BOMB...I do one a few times a year...I personally only drink TECATE beer, half a can....drink one, or two,hehe, or 3, as I'm seasoning the inside and out of the chick with Tony Chacerea's seasoning (Cajun), or whatevah I'm *feeling* up to that day, spice-wise. Stick the (half) can of beer up the butt...take it to the grill (yeah yeah, we BBQ year around here in TX, lol) and leave it for like 45 mins or so (Depends on size of chick)....VIOLA! best damn tasting moist chicken you evah sunk your teeth into, IMHO.
Easy peasy, and it's the only way I cook chicken now out on the grill.
Happy grilling/baking/roasting...
Carol

PS...and I don't use no rack for this...the challenge is to see how drunk I can get the chicken to stand up on its own, LMFAO...
sorry...