You bust out your saute pan, brown up a pound of chopped bacon, drain off all the fat, throw in the diced Mojo Potatoes, some frozen potatoes O'Brien, a half-pound of cubed pepperjack cheese and 8 well-beaten eggs.
After 30 minutes in a 350 degree oven, you let it rest on a cold stove burner for 15 minutes.
Then, you grab a nylon turner and a measure of courage and slide that big bad breakfast boy onto the cutting board right-side up.
You can do it! Don't wimp out! Flipping is for sissies!
You did it! You da Man!! Now hack it into wedges and start stuffin' it in your pie-hole! You earned it!
After 30 minutes in a 350 degree oven, you let it rest on a cold stove burner for 15 minutes.

Then, you grab a nylon turner and a measure of courage and slide that big bad breakfast boy onto the cutting board right-side up.
You can do it! Don't wimp out! Flipping is for sissies!

You did it! You da Man!! Now hack it into wedges and start stuffin' it in your pie-hole! You earned it!