I See a Contest In the Making
How about matching the catch phrase to the product? Two columns, one with the phrases the other with the list of products, and connect the matching ones with a line.
For instance:
"Mother, please! I'd rather do it myself!" -----------ANACIN
"Try it, you'll like it!" ------------------ALKA SELTZER
etc. etc. etc. If I could do a diagonal line here I could get my concept across a little better.
You have a lot to work with there, Robert!
While I'm at it, can anyone provide the product associated with "It's stuck, Helen." ??? This is something I'd say if I were in Nate's situation with the stubborn agitator recently, but nobody ever gets it. Bonus points and instant best buddy status if you can provide Helen's response.