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Maytagmom very funny lady
Maytagmom should not fret for her clear and unbridled sorrow for sins of the past have nearly set her free.
She and I will have a date in Purgatory to work off the balance of our sins. I have been guilty of leaving coins and "posty notes" in the pockets of my clothes being washed through ignorance but not malice. I calculate about 14.5 hours for those sins. I sent my Coffeemaster ahead. We'll have fun. Bring cookies.
Maytagmom should not fret for her clear and unbridled sorrow for sins of the past have nearly set her free.
She and I will have a date in Purgatory to work off the balance of our sins. I have been guilty of leaving coins and "posty notes" in the pockets of my clothes being washed through ignorance but not malice. I calculate about 14.5 hours for those sins. I sent my Coffeemaster ahead. We'll have fun. Bring cookies.
Can we move that date up a little bit Paul??
I ain't gettin' no younger or better looking!
Cookies??? FEH!
How 'bout I bring the Crown Royal, Dark Bacardi Rum, a bottle of 2004 Chardonney I recieved at the hotel room in Vegas, and a 6 pack of Tecate?
I still have a few sins to commit before the end of the year!
Bed AND Breakfast await thee in Texas. Please make reservations soon, as it fills up quickly. I have Saturday night full right now.
I am getting desperate! LOL
PS: Bring laundry for the Maytag 606, but nothing that needs hot water. I will show you how to get whites sparklin' white without hot water! LOL
I ain't gettin' no younger or better looking!
Cookies??? FEH!
How 'bout I bring the Crown Royal, Dark Bacardi Rum, a bottle of 2004 Chardonney I recieved at the hotel room in Vegas, and a 6 pack of Tecate?
I still have a few sins to commit before the end of the year!
Bed AND Breakfast await thee in Texas. Please make reservations soon, as it fills up quickly. I have Saturday night full right now.
I am getting desperate! LOL
PS: Bring laundry for the Maytag 606, but nothing that needs hot water. I will show you how to get whites sparklin' white without hot water! LOL
MM:
LOL ROFL LMAO
LOL ROFL LMAO
Not exactly what I
had in mind when I opened this thread!
24 years and 11 months on Sunday.
Lawrence/Maytagbear
had in mind when I opened this thread!
24 years and 11 months on Sunday.
Lawrence/Maytagbear
hoover1060
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we're all forgiven... I hope
I think all of us at one time or another is guilty of abusing an appliance, certainly not intentional anyway.
I'm guilty too, I've overloaded the washer here and there(not my Maytag anyway!), I don't always remember to clean the lint screen on the dryer, I've fed corn cobs, pork chop bones, and celery to the disposal, and I've gone thru 3 toasters in 10 years.
I'll bake a cake Paul!
I think all of us at one time or another is guilty of abusing an appliance, certainly not intentional anyway.
I'm guilty too, I've overloaded the washer here and there(not my Maytag anyway!), I don't always remember to clean the lint screen on the dryer, I've fed corn cobs, pork chop bones, and celery to the disposal, and I've gone thru 3 toasters in 10 years.
I'll bake a cake Paul!
Appliance abuse?
Needed to fix mom's gas stove. Near TOL Hardwick brand from early 70's in brown, with waist-high broiler. Interior of oven door was SS. I approaced it with a DRILL. Mom did not bat an eye-lash or even leave the room! LOL
I suppose it WAS sort of crying at the (ab)use it got. The right door hinge squeeled like a stuck pig. (Lube did not help.) It was so bad that friends on the other end of the phone would become alarmed. LOL
Needed to fix mom's gas stove. Near TOL Hardwick brand from early 70's in brown, with waist-high broiler. Interior of oven door was SS. I approaced it with a DRILL. Mom did not bat an eye-lash or even leave the room! LOL
I suppose it WAS sort of crying at the (ab)use it got. The right door hinge squeeled like a stuck pig. (Lube did not help.) It was so bad that friends on the other end of the phone would become alarmed. LOL
jasonl
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M is for the musty odor from wet clothes hanging in the cloest
O is for OVERLOAD
T is for trip, as in out-of-balance switch
H is for high, her default dryer setting
E is for excessive amounts of suds
R is repair, which the poor washer needs after 6 months of abuse, ahem, use.
O is for OVERLOAD
T is for trip, as in out-of-balance switch
H is for high, her default dryer setting
E is for excessive amounts of suds
R is repair, which the poor washer needs after 6 months of abuse, ahem, use.
seeitrun2006
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I have several AA's
1) My mother had a girl friend that had 4 kids and a slant front 1957 or 1958 Westinghouse laundromat. Always left clothes in the machine when after it had finished. I never saw the machine empty. The outer tub was of course metal. The machine always as far back as I can remember leaked water. When she replaced it in 1964 or 65 my dad brought the machine home for me to play with. Found a rusted out hole in the outer tub from the excess moisture since the washer always had wet clothes in it.
2) My sister! We had a 1971 bottom of the line Hotpoint washer. It lasted only 5 years from my sister craming it so full of clothes it could barely opertate. Also it washed clothes for 8 people at the time.
3) My late father-in-law's widow. She always washes little itty bitty loads in an super DD Kenmore washer and drys them in a super cap. Kenmore dryer. White load: 2 bath towels, 1 pair of panties, 2 wash cloths maybe one dish cloth. By the widow's standards it was overloaded with that many clothes in it. But she always complains about their high utilities rates. When my father-in-law passed away this past September my wife and I had been at her house for over a week and of course ran out of clean clothes. I washed 1 large load of colored cloths in her washer while she went to the store. She came back in and wanted to know why I washed our clothes on the large setting versus the med. to extra small setting. I told my wife I'll take them to a laundromat before I would wash there again. She runs the dishwasher the same way and ALWAYS washes the dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.
4) Another friend of my mom's leaving detergent piled all the around the lid area. I think it was an older BD Kenmore. There was no paint left on the top of the machine. It was so Nasty!!!!
5) My cousin! She never ever (unless she has started in the last few years) sorted clothes before washing them. Including diapers, husband's dirty work clothes everything was washed together. Their clothes never looked clean. Even their son's diapers were always a pale red or blue color. Plus she always left the last load of the day in the machine until ready to do another load which could be 2 to 3 days later. YECCH! She always used cheap A@# detergent I mean like something like lower then Dollar Store no name brand!
6) My Grandmother. She had a 1958 Kenmore washer/dryer combo. She baby sat that thing until it died in 1966. Replaced with a 1966 Westinghouse heavy duty top loading washer and dryer bought from GA. power. She never ran the washer or dryer unless she was in the same room sitting in a chair listening to make sure nothing happened while they were running.
You can see how I spent my childhood years when I was out with my mother! Always looking for the washing machine!
1) My mother had a girl friend that had 4 kids and a slant front 1957 or 1958 Westinghouse laundromat. Always left clothes in the machine when after it had finished. I never saw the machine empty. The outer tub was of course metal. The machine always as far back as I can remember leaked water. When she replaced it in 1964 or 65 my dad brought the machine home for me to play with. Found a rusted out hole in the outer tub from the excess moisture since the washer always had wet clothes in it.
2) My sister! We had a 1971 bottom of the line Hotpoint washer. It lasted only 5 years from my sister craming it so full of clothes it could barely opertate. Also it washed clothes for 8 people at the time.
3) My late father-in-law's widow. She always washes little itty bitty loads in an super DD Kenmore washer and drys them in a super cap. Kenmore dryer. White load: 2 bath towels, 1 pair of panties, 2 wash cloths maybe one dish cloth. By the widow's standards it was overloaded with that many clothes in it. But she always complains about their high utilities rates. When my father-in-law passed away this past September my wife and I had been at her house for over a week and of course ran out of clean clothes. I washed 1 large load of colored cloths in her washer while she went to the store. She came back in and wanted to know why I washed our clothes on the large setting versus the med. to extra small setting. I told my wife I'll take them to a laundromat before I would wash there again. She runs the dishwasher the same way and ALWAYS washes the dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.
4) Another friend of my mom's leaving detergent piled all the around the lid area. I think it was an older BD Kenmore. There was no paint left on the top of the machine. It was so Nasty!!!!
5) My cousin! She never ever (unless she has started in the last few years) sorted clothes before washing them. Including diapers, husband's dirty work clothes everything was washed together. Their clothes never looked clean. Even their son's diapers were always a pale red or blue color. Plus she always left the last load of the day in the machine until ready to do another load which could be 2 to 3 days later. YECCH! She always used cheap A@# detergent I mean like something like lower then Dollar Store no name brand!
6) My Grandmother. She had a 1958 Kenmore washer/dryer combo. She baby sat that thing until it died in 1966. Replaced with a 1966 Westinghouse heavy duty top loading washer and dryer bought from GA. power. She never ran the washer or dryer unless she was in the same room sitting in a chair listening to make sure nothing happened while they were running.
You can see how I spent my childhood years when I was out with my mother! Always looking for the washing machine!
seeitrun2006
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Quitting Smoking YEA!
I forgot to mention I have been quit smoking for over 19 years now! But they are still days I could light one up as big as a car!
I forgot to mention I have been quit smoking for over 19 years now! But they are still days I could light one up as big as a car!
Paul G sez....
"I have been guilty of leaving coins and "posty notes" in the pockets of my clothes being washed through ignorance but not malice. "
I've also left coins,dollar bills,etc,in my pockets.But the Maytag dryer always gives them back. Almost as good as a savings account.
"I have been guilty of leaving coins and "posty notes" in the pockets of my clothes being washed through ignorance but not malice. "
I've also left coins,dollar bills,etc,in my pockets.But the Maytag dryer always gives them back. Almost as good as a savings account.
Retromom You are absolved from on high
as you have confessed your sins openly and you have a terrific spokesman in maytagmom to represent your position.
I have another report:
My father -- severe rack yanking of the dishwasher upon opening causing atleast one item to break everytime!!
My father AGAIN, said parent sucks down all the coffee from the coffeemaster then remakes said coffee with DE CAF of all things THEN lets it roast ALLL day staining and straining said coffeemaster AND I SAY AND at 4 pm drinks a cup of said swill.
report by jetcone dec 29th 11:31 am
as you have confessed your sins openly and you have a terrific spokesman in maytagmom to represent your position.
I have another report:
My father -- severe rack yanking of the dishwasher upon opening causing atleast one item to break everytime!!
My father AGAIN, said parent sucks down all the coffee from the coffeemaster then remakes said coffee with DE CAF of all things THEN lets it roast ALLL day staining and straining said coffeemaster AND I SAY AND at 4 pm drinks a cup of said swill.
report by jetcone dec 29th 11:31 am
My father -- severe rack yanking.
Well, at that age you do what you have to do to get results.
Well, at that age you do what you have to do to get results.
jasonl
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Togs
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
OMG how could this thread ever turn durty??
Venus I have truckloads of the stuff ready to go!
Last Christmas I spied his Stainless Steel go everywhere mug. (Just what is it about 80? you collect and drag all this stuff around with you everywhere you go) anyway I saw the mug and there was no stainless left! It was B L A C K!
So i nipped it from him and Dipped It. WOW you would have thought I had gone to the store for a new one. But this Chirstmas?? Its as black as before.
Venus I have truckloads of the stuff ready to go!
Last Christmas I spied his Stainless Steel go everywhere mug. (Just what is it about 80? you collect and drag all this stuff around with you everywhere you go) anyway I saw the mug and there was no stainless left! It was B L A C K!
So i nipped it from him and Dipped It. WOW you would have thought I had gone to the store for a new one. But this Chirstmas?? Its as black as before.
Togs rack yanking is a national pastime
How far can you yank your rack??
How far can you yank your rack??
My goodness Maytagmom
Yikes, did I make a Purgatory date with Maytagmom or Mrs. Robinson?
You can SO COUNT ME IN on the Crown Royal, Dark Bacardi Rum, good Chardonnay and the Tecate.
Forget the cookies, Roselle1060 is making cake. Will chase it with Irish Coffeemasters.
Yikes, did I make a Purgatory date with Maytagmom or Mrs. Robinson?
You can SO COUNT ME IN on the Crown Royal, Dark Bacardi Rum, good Chardonnay and the Tecate.
Forget the cookies, Roselle1060 is making cake. Will chase it with Irish Coffeemasters.
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Rack Yanking?
Togs-Can you shed some light on this subject?
JasonL-Hehehe.. Perfect..
Although my mom does everything like i taught her and she even carefully cares for things...
My best friends mom is another story..
Her kenmore dd is clicking badly and you can grab the agitator and make it stop washing..
Togs-Can you shed some light on this subject?
JasonL-Hehehe.. Perfect..
Although my mom does everything like i taught her and she even carefully cares for things...
My best friends mom is another story..
Her kenmore dd is clicking badly and you can grab the agitator and make it stop washing..
