BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THIS ONE YOU'LL PASS A BRICK
MY PARENTS TO BE PUNISHED FOR THE ULTIMATE UNSPEAKABLE APPLIANCE ABUSE MORE LIKE ATROSITIES!
MY SWEET LOVING MOTHER:
She mixes everything together, doesnt check her gum filled makeup kit safety pin filled pockets!, jam packs the washer (just pushing everything in), overdoses with detergent, sets it for half fill (our washer is a super capacity plus) which it says "large" when it should be set for "super", uses the easy care 6 minute cycle for filthy clothes uses half a bottle of fabric softener, and hang dries stretches out on wire hangers ctuttered up in the basement then on and on.
MY WONDERFUL FORGETFUL FATHER:
never checks his nail,pencil,pen,gum,money,razors(dont ask),tape,metrocard filled pockets either, mixes dark colors with light colors, uses 12 minute wash for everything(normal),underdoses detergent, mixes it all in to the top or sometimes not, always uses the infamous half fill ALWAYS even for queen size comforters!, never pretreats the unspeakable stains, overdoses on bleach and softener or as every softener to him is called "the downy", (if he remebers to use fabric softener),hang dries everything on a huge boiler pipe or as he would call it "the dryer", stretches everything on a hanger and leaves it there for months.
THEY BOTH:
Eventually fold the clothes and leave them for months without putting them away because "thats what the computer chair is for im tired tommorow".
They cook and dont clean up under the drip bowls under the burner so you can only guess the nasty filth (by the way im an obsessive compulsive cleaner!)
So my fellow members i have put the candle on the cake for you! punish them however you see fit no spanking thats to much fun lol! im gonna have a smoke now

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