A new Sports Detergent

[gadgetgary]

Anyone ever hear of this Sweet Smell of Victory?

Best Sports Detergent – WIN Activewear Detergent

WIN Detergent is the only designed for synthetics and activewear. Preserves elastic, brightens colors, removes odors. Shop Today!

www.windetergent.com

 

[toggleswitch]

WOW

Anything to try to get the consumer to part with their money.

 

[mickeyd]

Cool but smelly article

Hi Gary

If you click on OUR PRODUCT and then click on THE BUZZ there is a panel of periodicals. Way over on the left is an LA Times article that's really good--a smelly chick sending the folks away because her "high performance micro-fiber clothing" gets way too funky.

The article is great--Thank YOU-- I tried to paste it but failed, so just go a-clicking.

Putting in my ZIP, I see we have it locally at all the Dick's store. And I'm going to buy it because I want to experience the strong detergent smell she mentions.

But the truth is these new micro-fibers are so strong they can take chlorine bleach, at least the ones that I own can and do when I'm in the mood. Four years ago, I bought 4 pair of Lacrosse shorts that I've worn weekly since, either in the gyms or on the bike, and they don't like underwear, so they get a nice dose of DILUTED Clorox. And they smell wonderful and never mildew on me.

I remain unrelievedly perplexed at the chlorophobia gripping the land. Why the hell are people so afraid to use Clorox when it will remove any smell alive without exception? I ask you.............

 

[gadgetgary]

mickeyD

My pleasure. The articl was in my local morning newspaper.

Glad I could help!

 

[brettsomers]

that is one of the stupidest things i have ever seen!

im sure they will sell a fair quantity!

 

[joeekaitis]

I'm sure it's only a matter of time . . .

. . .until EVERY niche is filled.

 

[frigilux]

The obvious question: Where is the specialty-niche detergent for gay men and women? Or would there need to be two versions?

 

[toggleswitch]

Well at least in the men's market.

If one could be made that really treats protein stains AND smells like musk, cigarettes, booze, leather, "video-head cleaner" and a hint of cologne they'd make a fortune!

 

[frigilux]

Truer words were never spoken, Togs.

 

[joeekaitis]

Ah, I can see it now . . .

TIDE with a Touch of English Leather

Hai Karate Essence CHEER

WISK Brut Inspiration

Boggles the mind . . . not to mention the olfactory apparatus.

 

[frigilux]

Maybe Tide should partner up and make an Axe Body Spray-scented version for college guys.

 

[xyz]

Now they have gone too far with the sports craze. From drinks to detergents.

 

[toggleswitch]

~Maybe Tide should partner up and make an Axe Body Spray-scented version for college guys.

This is a graphic from a body-spray box. IIRC it may actually be Axe brand. I'm thinking this on a detergent bottle may just boost sales in certain specialty niches.

 

[toggleswitch]

Kinda makes one wonder if grandma didn't mind using a wash-board all that much.

 

[bajaespuma]

Just to beat this joke to death...

No, but Grandma Draper sure was a happier lady once Grandpa Draper bought her a new Maytag automatic.

 

[bongobro]

wrong mix?

Hey frigilux and togs--

If I'm not mistaken, doesn't P & G make Tag body spray?

(guess ya haven't been warned)

Now if they could make an Axe-scented "all" or Snuggle...hmmm...would give a whole new meaning to "bear."