Joe wakes up with a huge hangover after attending
his Company's Christmas Party.
He didn't even remember how he got home from
the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he
did something wrong.
Joe had to force himself to open his eyes, and
the first thing he saw is a couple of aspirins next to
a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,
a single red rose!
Joe sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and
sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So
is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a
huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom
mirror.
Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror written in red with little hearts on it and
a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:
'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries
to make you your favorite dinner tonight.
I love you, Darling!
Love,
Jillian'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there
is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the
morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating.
Joe asks:
'Son... what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 A.M drunk and out
of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and
broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got
that black eye when you ran into the door.'
Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything
in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose,
and breakfast is on the table waiting for me'
His son replies, 'Oh THAT!.. . Mom dragged you to
the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants
off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!'
Broken Coffee Table
$239.99
Hot Breakfast
$4.20
Two Aspirin
$.38
Saying the right thing, at the
right time......priceless!!
