Advice?

[toggleswitch]

My immdaate neighbor runs an illegal day-care center. The village and town have put up "Children At Play" signs and the school bus stops literally in fornt of her house. That is how good she is to everyone. Screaming, whining infants to pre-teens all over the place. She approached me when I bought the house and said "I hope this is not a problem."

I said simply. "It's your house and your land and I hope you continue to enjoy it to the fullest. I know nothing, I see nothing and I hear nothing. BEsides they are all gone by 7:00 pm the latest. I got a big hug. But, I said, if YOU have any problems with ME, just come to me and we'll talk aobut it like adults."

*BOOM* Best neighbor you coud ever have. I get my walks shoveled when I go away in winter; my gardens watered when I go away in summer and she guards my house better than any pit-bull ever could.

When I spoke of the impending sale of the house due to divorce she BEGGED me to buy-out the ex and ILLEGALLY rent the basement, to be able to make my bills. She said she'd get everyone's word not to turn me in. She told me flat-out that the neighbors don't want me to go. CAN YOU IMAGINE?

It's "hi" and "bye" out of me, a big smile, some chit-chat and a helping spirit. Oh and I run my snow-thrower over their walks during blizzards.

I'm not even gone yet, but I miss them already!
She asked if she could buy any furniture, curtains and blinds and other cast-offs. I said "NO!" but you can HAVE whatever I'm divesting myself of.

One hand washes the other and both together the face.

 

[Maytagmom]

Kill them with kindness or cast a spell LOL

Find a green candle, one large enough to burn 30 minutes a day for at least a week. Make up a short chant something like this:

Bothersome neighbors go away,
find a much better place to stay.
A place where you will be happy,
I will be happy,
and all around you will be happy.
An affordable place, a nice place,
A much better place to stay
So long as it is far from me and mine.
Bothersome neighbors go away.

It'd be better to make up your own, especially if you can personalize it to the people in question. Just make it positive and upbeat. The idea here is that you are helping these folks find something better than they have now and helping yourself to peace and quiet at the same time.

You'll also need paper and colored pencils/pens/crayons/whatever.

Each night light your candle (cast a circle first if you want one), imagining the flame as a spark in their mind which will lead them to a new home. Then sit down an stare into the flame for 5-10 minutes concentrating on your desire that they find a new, better place to live where they will be happy and annoy no one.

Then take up your pen and paper and draw while chanting your chant. Stick figure art is okay if that is the best you can do. The first night draw your neighbor's (current) house with them doing the annoying types of things they do. Make it complete even if it's simple art. Put in the trees, windows, and the like. When you are done, wait for the end of the 30 minutes, concentrating on the candle flame and your goal. Fold the paper up and tear it to small shreds. Put out your candle (and close your circle if you created one. Save the torn scraps of paper.

On each night for the rest of the week, repeat the ritual, but the art will change. On the second day, draw them excited and happy in front of their current house -- because they've found a better one. For the rest of the week, draw them carrying various stuff out of their current house (as if they were moving). The key thing here is only show there current house. You don't want to limit possibilities by drawing a new house for them.

After you've done this a week, put all of the scraps of paper and some of the tail end of the candle in an envelope and bury it or hide it on the property line between their place and yours. If you've used large sheets of paper, you only need to include a portion from each if you need to keep the envelope small.

Note that a spell like this can take a while to take effect. Most people do not pack up and move overnight.

(Sometimes just "wishing" a person out, has worked for me...or is it just NO ONE likes living under Hitler's Rule..LOL)
Me thinks it's the latter...
Good luck!

MM

 

[andrewinorlando]

....and if none of the aforementioned works, wait till she gets close enough to the fence, and turn the hose on 'er....just like you'd do to any dog in heat!!!

 

[toggleswitch]

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

WICCA or good old-fashoned bruja?
*ducks and runs*

"I bless you but I bless you AWAY from me" is a good one too.

Semetimes if you send anything (light, love, peace, blessings) they can turn it around turn it into something evil and send it back at you.

another good one.....

"Whatever your send me I send it back to you tenfold."
When they slither on the ground foaming at the mouth and their skin burns at the touch of water you can pretty much be sure your "whammie trumped" theirs.

 

[oldhouseman]

Lucky to

have good neighbors. This is a house down the street from me. A good friend of mine lived there and sadly he died a few months ago. The house is not on the market. I hope whoever buys the place turns out to be a good neighbor.

 

[oldhouseman]

Here is

a small Victorian cottage next door to me. The lady who lived there died a few years ago. She was 93. This was the family "town house". They have a plantation just outside Sparta which will stay in the family but the cottage is going up for sale (60K). I have a real concern about who buys it as it next to me. My neighbors on the other side are wonderful and we get along great. Their house is a 1912 Craftsman and they are wonderful people.

 

[oldhouseman]

This is

another house down the street from me. I can see it from my front porch. The fellow who owned it died in 1992. His mother closed the house the day he died. His breakfast dishes are still in the kitchen sink. The house and contents are exactly in tact as the day the man died. His clothes in place, his unmade bed still as it was that day. The mother has turned it into a shrine. Everybody in town is waiting for her to give up the ghost so it can be bought and restored. She is 93. The brother who will inherit the house can't wait to get his hands on it to sell it. Of course mother does not know that, she thinks he will maintain it as the shrine.

 

[oldhouseman]

This is Pomegranite Hall

Built in 1839. The crazy woman who lived here set it on fire on purpose. Her son was going to marry a woman she didn't approve of so she set his bed on fire. She died in the state mental institution recently. I have gone exploring the ruins a few times. Last time I went in I walked in on a couple of teenagers having sex. The didn't notice me they were so wrapped in passion so I quietly slipped out. There is a rumor about town that 100,000.00 worth of diamonds were never recovered from the house and are hidden someone about the place. The old woman claimed she hid them and wouldn't tell her son where they were -she took that secret to her grave. This house is on the other side of town (a three minute drive) and I'm sure glad she was not my neighbor.