Alternative uses for Listerine

[petek]

And oddly enough there were never any such ads aimed at malodorous males

 

[whirlcool]

And oddly enough there were never any such ads aimed at malodorous males

As Margaret Cho said during one of her comedy shows "Wash that thing, I mean with soap and water! And I don't mean just wiping it on the drapes!". As if there were people out there who would do such things!

...what the hell kind of mags did these ads run in?

Lysol ran these ads in mainstram women's magazines such as Woman's Day, Good Housekeeping, Better Homes & Gardens, Look, etc.

 

[thomasortega]

And oddly enough there were never any such ads aimed at malo

That's simple to answer...

These ads were created by straight males.
They didn't think about the Lysol, but about the douche.

Mothers (probably the same that used to douche with Lysol) would teach boys how to let his "tool" so clean that shines. (maybe with Fels Naphta and a hard brush?)

Also, most of the males start to stink only after they are teenagers, but also, teenagers usually tend to rub it a lot during the shower. (much more than enough to let it spotless clean)
(OMG, i can't believe i just wrote that) hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[thomasortega]

This talk gave me a wonderful idea (or maybe a wonderful brainfart)

Why didn't women douche with Listerine? (without mixing water, of course)

They could save a lot using only one product and that would be a very "refreshing" experience.

 

[mark_wpduet]

LYSOL in your Va JayJay?

Really?

I just brought up a little blueberry muffin after reading some of this.