Am I losing it?

[retroguy]

I've been asked......

What it would take to turn me into a complete wh#re in 15 minutes. I was a bit insulted being asked that by a stranger, but I give him credit for getting to the point w/o pretense.

 

[toggleswitch]

Mediterranean diets pride themselves on variety and wholesom

*LOL* The above has to be the best line I have ever heard.

....and for a woman, you say?

Baby, you look delicious. It doesn't really register for a minute or two. NOTE: Do NOT lick your lips as you say this.

 

[petek]

How did my innocent, clean, sanitized, lysoled, bleached, thread turn into this LOL

 

[frigilux]

Someone's losing it!

 

[veg-o-matic]

Pete, you're right to get upset over the situation.

Actually, I think you've already lost it...

veg

 

[frigilux]

I agree, Veg. There's always a fine line between being a difficult customer and being a customer with good intentions who needs to point out bad service. Pete, you got bad service.

 

[exploder321]

How did my innocent, clean, sanitized, lysoled, bleached, th

Looking innocent and puppy like.....

 

[bpetersxx]

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I think this thread got cross comtaminated

thats OK my doctor thinks I got food poisoning again

 

[toggleswitch]

Hydrochloric Acid, Anyone?

...at least there was not bleach and ammonia simultaneously.

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, viewers!

 

[exploder321]

Hehehe