Austin, form an orderly queue!
your comment made me laugh out loud.
Looking at the seller's user name it is not him who is ill, but some relative/girl friend or some such. I am not sure of the motives, if the money is so needed why not kick him out of the way, and actually take a proper photo of the washers. Or just pimp him out.
Laundress, please keep them coming and certainly dont feel bad, you provided a bit of eye candy and a good laugh - thank you on both counts
Al