Can't think of too many coffee slang terms, but *
Well, here's what happens when I fall in love TOO MUCH w/ my new percolator--that I paid nearly $40 for!--and got sold on the "Rapid Brew" tag that it came with--and really noticed it DOES make a "quick brew"... But like I said, a problem arouse, just because I should NOT go to the stove & turn the burner on first thing (I loaded the coffee & water in the night before) when I'm in a hurry getting ready for work:
The coffee was brown, but a bit weak & when I peaked in the brewing chamber saw the coffee looking as though I did NOT turn it on, other than some of it charred...
Hence, I should have in my total unalertness would have been to have taken my shower first, then used what was an ample amount of time afterwards to make my java flow... Unlike what I did w/ my Mr. Coffee ("Ned", I call him) where I touch a button (after preparing the compound "last night" there) and the brew sits ready for me, nice & warm... I just needed the percolating "supervised" and figured since my wife & daughter were up & while I was standing in the kitchen, could accommodate my daughter's breakfast needs w/ a bowl of cereal or toast while getting ready for Sunday School that Mom would take her to, a while after I'd left for work...
So, imagine my frustration not to have gotten through my work day w/ the nourishing coffee I used to enjoy (though I put in a spoon, or two of some Handy Dandy INSTANT COFFEE, to avoid drinking colored water, flavored w/ my Coffee Mate Spiced Latte) & the anxiousness to have to wait til I got home to just put new water in the bottom of the pot to percolate it again & use up the unused 'grounded beans' on top...
So the consolation is to give the stuff time to fully brew when I'm in a pinch (or use the faster Coffee Maker) & get my shower out of the way first if I can't wake up any sooner ("David, it's time to get up!"--the wife always calls)...
Just a misfortunate, isolated incident I'm sure won't be repeated... Also since the pot is capable of making 8, 10, even 12 cups, then to reheat the left-overs, since coffee in it tastes so good--and just EVERY time of the day...!
I love my *"Bessie"...! (* name for my new pot!)
-- Dave